LaMarcus Aldridge All 173 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation)

LaMarcus Aldridge suddenly threw down his XBox controller, causing the player he was controlling in FIFA 20 to dive to the ground. “I just decided that I want a girlfriend.” “Now’s not the time,” Patty Mills said as he easily scored a goal. “We can talk about it after I’m done destroying you.” Grabbing the…

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Marco Belinelli 16 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2020)

I love the way Marco Belinelli shoots the ball. Spurs fans might be totally done with him (and I don’t blame them, he hasn’t been great), but I don’t have to see all the times he took a horrible fading three for no reason and it didn’t go in. I get to see the times…

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Bryn Forbes 19 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

If Spurs fans are to be believed, then the reason that Spurs are so disappointing this season is that Bryn Forbes literally does not play any defense at all, at any point, ever. No matter who he is supposed to be guarding, he just doesn’t stop them. No resistance at all. They do whatever they…

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Dejounte Murray 17 Points/6 Assists/6 Steals Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

You will notice that I have put the word “steals” in the title of this highlight video. The inclusion of this forbidden word usually precedes a rant by yours truly about how steals in the NBA are meaningless because they are awarded inconsistently and often to the wrong player. A tried-and-true DTB adherent will be…

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Trey Lyles 19 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

Trey Lyles has finally started picking up the scoring, but I don’t think there’s any realistic amount of scoring he can do that will make up for the half-season (plus a few games) of not even looking at the rim that he did. If we’re talking amount an unrealistic amount of scoring, sure. If he…

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Derrick White 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

Everyone was so hyped for Derrick White after his playoff performance last season (was it only last season? feels like an eternity ago now… the only way to mark the passing of time is by measuring how much further White’s hairline has flown up his forehead). That hype was very real, but it is absolutely…

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Keldon Johnson 13 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

It’s always a blast to make a highlight video for a player that you literally know nothing about. I don’t expect you all to be able to relate exactly to the feeling I get when I edit together clips of some totally unknown random scrub, but it’s probably close to the feeling you get when…

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Dejounte Murray 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

Dejounte Murray has been learning well at the knee of DeMar “Midrange Master” DeRozan and LaMarcus “Midrange Master” Aldridge. Soon, Dejounte Murray will also earn the nickname of “Midrange Master” and the Spurs will have three of them on their team. Who says the league is moving away from the midrange game? Well, everybody does,…

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Trey Lyles 20 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Trey Lyles should be known as “Trey LIEls” because so many front-offices have lied to their fans about how good they expect Lyles to be. In none of his multitude of stops in the NBA has he lived up to fans’ expectations of him, and part of that is because those expectations were set way…

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Patty Mills 24 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Sometimes, for lack of anything better to do, I sit around and wonder what concessions are like in arenas other than the one NBA arena that I’ve had the luxury of consuming concessions in, the Fiserv Forum in Milwaukee. Actually, I ate concessions at the Bradley Center too. RIP that ugly concrete eyesore. I’m guessing…

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