Alize Johnson Career High 23 Points Nets Debut Full Highlights (3/24/2021)

https://youtu.be/YG85yR8qlC8 This is what the NBA is all about: some dude on a 10-day contract balling out in his first game with a new team while said team’s superstars are nowhere to be seen. Some may disagree with me that the above scenario is what the NBA is all about. That’s cool, but those people…

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Nicolas Claxton 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/1/2021)

https://youtu.be/kPRj3SF28hA I predict that 90% of the discouse on the internet related to Nicolas Claxton is centered around his choice of hairstyle. That’s a conservative estimate, and I’m not helping matters by penning this particular slab of Claxton-related discourse, but it’s understandable. I mean, Claxton’s hair looks like a bowl of pasta. How could you…

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Bruce Brown Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2021)

https://youtu.be/nxT7YRrYgVA Bruce Brown wasn’t even in the rotation for the Nets at the beginning of the season. He was just sitting on the bench contemplating the ever-inflating price of concession stand nachos. Caris Levert and Spencer Dinwiddie were taking all of his minutes. After a promising sophomore season in Detroit, it was sort of maybe…

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Landry Shamet 22 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2021)

https://youtu.be/gNTXgkXn5qg Out of all the dudes playing for the Brooklyn Nets, Landry Shamet stood to lose the most in a potential James Harden acquisition that abruptly went from “potential” to “confirmed”. Shamet was already struggling as the backup shooting guard to Joe Harris. Then Harden came along and the struggling Shamet had a few games…

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Jeff Green 23 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2021)

https://youtu.be/QvrMI-or-lA Out of all the things I crave in my life, there is one thing that I crave above all others: Revenge games. Yes, my craving for REVENGE in the form of NBA players spanking their former teams is greater than even my craving for chicken wings with blue cheese dippy sauce. Every time an…

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Joe Harris Career High 30 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (1/31/2021)

https://youtu.be/slJd1G2DAVc These are the kind of performances from Joe Harris that we’ll see less of now that James Harden is on the Nets, and that makes me upset. Harris is having a career year, not just from a raw PPG per game perspective, but from an efficiency perspective, and how does Nets management reward him?…

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Joe Harris 28 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2021)

https://youtu.be/cA4NZZpUP3c No Kyrie? No Durant? No frickin’ problem when you’ve got HEADBAND HARRIS on your team ready to burst out of his 80’s time capsule to devastate the opposing team with spicy three-pointers and surprisingly adept dribble-drives. This guy might have effortlessly won a three-point contest, but if you held a “white guy contested layup”…

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Tyler Johnson 23 Points Full Highlights (8/21/2020)

Tyler Johnson getting big minutes for the Nets in the playoffs is fun. That’s just an overall fun thing to happen. He was booty flakes on the Suns, so the Suns got rid of him, and then he was just hanging out being an NBA vagabond until the Nets somehow came to the conclusion that…

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Garrett Temple 21 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

Full unabridged title of this video: “Garrett Temple 21 Points/1 Game-Losing Turnover Full Highlights (8/19/2020)”. “Game-Losing” might be a somewhat hyperbolic adjective, but it also isn’t. The Nets were down by three with seven seconds left when Temple coughed the ball up. Even if they had hit a three-pointer on that possession, the game would…

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Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 26 Points Full Highlights (8/17/2020)

Mike Breen brought up a fun stat while he was commentating this game. It was so fun that I am going to steal it and expand upon it. As they say in the biz, “BANG!!” Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot scored twenty ore more points exactly three times in his pre-Bubb career. The he got to The Bubb…

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