Malik Monk 32 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2021)

https://youtu.be/qeRYyPePr8c The Hornets commentary team that consists of… guy… and… other guy who might be the father of a certain multiple-time MVP has developed a reputation for bringing excitement to otherwise somewhat bland Hornets games. True, the Hornets are not the ultra-lame team that they have been in the past (though they still have Cody…

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P.J. Washington Career High 42 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2021)

https://youtu.be/RWjJBPgIGLI P.J. Washington turned over comfortably in his bed, searching out a cool spot on his pillow. Not finding one, he briefly opened his eyes so that he could flip the pillow over, thereby accessing an entire untouched expanse of coolness for his head to rest upon. When his eyes opened, they were dazzled by…

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Malik Monk 29 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2021)

https://youtu.be/g2mqp7-028c I have to say, a Malik Monk highlight video just isn’t a Malik Monk highlight video unless it has the Charlotte commentators. Sure, these Suns commentators are kind of enthused about Monk’s performance in this game, I have to give them props for at least acknowledging what he was doing on the court (sometimes…

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Terry Rozier 41 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2021)

https://youtu.be/5jLaoXF0QQE Hornets fans are certainly feeling fat and cocky right now. For the first time since… forever, as far as I can tell, there is some buzz (get it??????? BUZZ! because they’re the HORNETS LMAO) around their franchise. There is excitement. They have the best rookie in the league. Wins? Sometimes! Beating the Timberwolves isn’t…

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LaMelo Ball Career High 34 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2021)

https://youtu.be/6GHDX8p4jh4 LaMelo Ball awoke from his slumber only to come to the immediate conclusion that he had seamlessly transitioned from one dream into another. The place he was in was like no place he had been on Earth. A brightly shining sun, whose light was dampened by silver cloud cover, lent an otherworldly glow to…

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Malik Monk Career High 36 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (2/1/2021)

https://youtu.be/KVa7bcscj0U “Dear Diary, My life has becoming a waking nightmare. Every time my situation deteriorates further, I hope against hope that soon I will wake up from this torment, to find it nought but a dream, but alas, there is no such respite. This is a nightmare from which escape is impossible. Every minute of…

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LaMelo Ball 27 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2021)

https://youtu.be/GHADFUfLO_s DownToBuck would like to take this moment to inform his loyal viewership that he has transcended such plebeian trivialities as “getting mad about sporting events” and is thus 100 percent not mad at all about the occurrences that transpired during this matchup between the Charlotte Hornets and Milwaukee Bucks. He would also like to…

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LaMelo Ball 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2020)

https://youtu.be/LzRpLYNwoZE Imagine, if you will, a universe where the incredble hype surrounding LaMelo Ball does not exist, where the attention paid to his family is minimal, where there has never been any such concept as “Big Baller Brand”, and where there is a special machine that lets you to mix and match Pop-Tart flavors, allowing…

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Terry Rozier Career High 42 Points/10 Threes Full Highlights (12/23/2020)

https://youtu.be/9_J_PccYkEI When I semi-retired from the daily NBA highlights grind, I was looking forward to a gleaming and gilded future free from the players that had tormented me in the past. I would create only the videos that I wanted to create, unburdened from the ceaseless uploadment of repetitive and barely-consumed vids of players that…

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Malik Monk All 27 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

On March 2nd, roughly a week before the NBA went into a COVID-induced hibernation, Malik Monk was suspended “indefinitely” for an undisclosed substance abuse violation. There weren’t a whole lot of details about Monk’s suspension available at the time, and then everybody forgot their need for details when a different kind of suspension, the league-wide…

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