Rui Hachimura Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2021)

https://youtu.be/MpS1tdwfooE Thirty points is Rui Hachimura’s career high. However, it’s not a new career high, it just ties a career high that he set in his rookie season. That means, for all the true DTB acolytes who were hoping for a “Hall of the Thirty Point Scorers” video description where Hachimura enters a mystical realm…

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Rui Hachimura 26 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/29/2021)

https://youtu.be/dtwE01KkqIM In between bites of Pop-Tart, I’ve been doing some major thinkage this morning. And after all that thinkage combined with entirely unhealthy amounts of sugar, I’m sort of thinking that Rui Hachimura might have to be excised from my channel in the near future. What follows is a forbidden glimpse into my genius-level thought…

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Chandler Hutchison 18 Points Wizards Debut Full Highlights (3/29/2021)

https://youtu.be/0Q7wvLzkNv4 Chandler “The Flying Hutchman” Hutchison is still a bit of an unknown quantity at this point. Over the course of three seasons, he’s appeared in eighty games, which is not even one full season’s worth of games. His career has been disrupted by injuries a few times, and he’s also had stretches where he…

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Alex Len 20 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2021)

https://youtu.be/AVrzg2E6-GU Is it safe for me to go to Ukraine yet? I want to do an investigative journalism piece on the origins of Alex Len. This has been my goal for a long time, but a multitude of factors have combined to conspire against me and prevent me from going there. First, it was the…

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Rui Hachimura 29 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2021)

https://youtu.be/6fPUE9gJUyE There’s a reason I made compilation of all of Rui Hachimura’s midrange jumpers last season, and that reason is illuminated in this video. I’m not going to bore you with too many words when the midrange artistry on display speaks for itself, but I do have two words that I think will pique your…

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Moritz Wagner 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2021)

https://youtu.be/7gH5oy_Lm-A OFFICIAL MORITZ WAGNER NICKNAMES POWER RANKINGS 1. Puttin’ on the ‘Ritz 2. Krieg 3. Gotterdammerung 4. Mo Money Mo Problems 5. Floppy Disk 6. Lips [POWER GAP] 9001. The Big Berliner [POWER ABYSS] 900000001. Mo

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Davis Bertans Career High 35 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (2/17/2021)

https://youtu.be/iVd3x-eQt8E This video is a sight for sore Wizard fan eyes. And, believe me, those eyes are very, very sore. The eyes of Wizards fans have not seen many good things out of their team this season. They have mostly seen bad things. And among those bad things has been Davis Bertans’ regressed three-point shooting….

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Alex Len 18 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (2/5/2021)

https://youtu.be/KjEX7KLPr7c The Raptors made a bold move this off-season by lowballing Serge Ibaka and letting Marc Gasol two-step right out the door, then replacing those guys with…Aron Baynes and Alex Len. Marc Gasol is bootytrash right now so that aspect of it isn’t so bad, but there’s no way that Baynes and Len even come…

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Rui Hachimura 24 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2021)

https://youtu.be/Y8hHivh8Aco I was initially surprised by the factoid which I about to present to you, but as I thought about it more deeply, I realized that there was no reason for it to be so surprising. And that factoid is this: Rui Hachimura is the third-leading scorer on the Wizards right now. If your first…

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Garrison Mathews 22 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2021)

https://youtu.be/AbtC_EyPmUg Garrison Mathews stats against the Miami Heat: 3 games, 17 points per game, 50 percent from three, 18 of 20 from the line. Garrison Mathews stats against not the Miami Heat: 19 games, 4 points per game, 39 percent from three, 19 of 21 from the line. And that’s including a 0-point game he…

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