Thomas Bryant 26 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

I, like many others, thought that, with the lack of a crowd in these bubble games, we would hear a lot more of what’s really going on on the hardwood. Straight from the players’ sailorly mouths. Loudly. Repeatedly. Explicitly. The NBA was too smart for us, though, realizing the implications that an unfiltered audio experience…

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Jerome Robinson 15 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

At the beginning of The Bubb I was so hyped for the return of basketball that I didn’t even care if scrubs were abusing their scrub status to wring highlight videos out of me. But now my patience is wearing thin and I’m just going to put this out there: I am totally done with…

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Ish Smith 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

I would posit that this game from Ish Smith is a bona fide REVENGE GAME, but now I’m thinking…does Smith even remember that he played for the Bucks once upon a time? If he’s forgotten that fact, that there would be no reason for him to play with the goal of exacting REVENGE. Smith has…

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Rui Hachimura 20 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Rui Hachimura, as the #1 scoring option for the Wizards this game, went 6-of-18 from the field. That’s not very good. Do I have any kind of official or unofficial FG% cutoff for player highlight videos? If I do, it can’t be lower than 33%, can it? I would consult the OFFICIAL…

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Isaac Bonga 14 Points Full Highlights (8/9/2020)

According to basketball-reference, Isaac Bonga doesn’t qualify for the “season leader” stats because he doesn’t meat the criteria for qualifying (criteria which I am entirely too lazy to look up). However, if he did qualify, he would be the proud owner of the third-lowest usage rate in the entire league. That’s right. At 10.6% usage…

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Jerome Robinson 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/9/2020)

OFFICIAL NUMBER OF DTB HIGHLIGHT VIDEOS THAT JEROME ROBINSON HAS GOTTEN SINCE THE BUBBLE STARTED: 4 OFFICIAL NUMBER OF DTB HIGHLIGHT VIDEOS THAT JEROME ROBINSON GOT IN HIS CAREER BEFORE THE BUBBLE: 2 There is something seriously wrong with those numbers. Robinson played 87 games in his career before July 2020 and all he has…

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Ish Smith 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

Interestingly, every single Ish Smith assist in this video (all ten of them) was previously represented in either the Rui Hachimura, Thomas Bryant, or Troy Brown Jr. highlight videos I uploaded tonight. Meaning that if you watched all three of those videos, you’ve already seen much of this video (you DID watch all those videos,…

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Troy Brown Jr. 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

I’m salty right now because this video was made under FALSE PRETENSES. I thought that Troy Brown Jr. had five assists in this game, and in fact the box-score still says at this moment that he has five assists, but he really only had four. The first TBJ assist depicted in this video is clearly…

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Thomas Bryant 22 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

Is Thomas Bryant unironically the Bubble MVP right now? Peep these statlines: 10 points, 7 rebounds 30 points, 13 rebounds 20 points, 11 rebounds 19 points, 10 rebounds 22 points, 8 rebounds In those games, he is 10/25 (40%) from three and 42/79 (53%) from the field. He also may have played defense on one…

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Rui Hachimura 23 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

I’m not an anime watcher, but my impression is that most animes take place in high schools or high-school-like atmospheres. I also seem to remember that there’s an anime which features a basketball team featuring members who have various superhuman abilities (probably also in a high school setting). While I might not be an expert…

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