De’Anthony Melton 23 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2021)

https://youtu.be/KQ6fpwQwPtQ It’s sad to say, but in my state of semi-retirement, I find that I have completely (and possibly… irrevocably???) lost my ability to remember where all the apostrophes in NBA players’ names go. It wasn’t always my strongest area of NBA knowledge, but over time I developed an extremely solid understanding of which NBA…

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Desmond Bane 20 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2021)

https://youtu.be/Aj0461U1KkQ I have a new business opportunity for Desmond Bane that is so guaranteed to upend the entire business world that I’m willing to share the idea with him for free. That’s how altruistic I am. Rather than hoard this idea and try to sell it to him, I’m just going to straight up let…

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Jonas Valanciunas 29 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/10/2021)

https://youtu.be/IEBz315xrmY Attention future people who randomly encounter this video located on a shattered fragment of YouTube’s servers while scrounging for salvageable materials in the wake of the Great Tri-axial Nuclear War of 2032: no, I have no idea why Jonas Valanciunas wasn’t ever selected to be an All-Star despite being a certified beefmonster. While I’ve…

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De’Anthony Melton 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2021)

https://youtu.be/BVwann9gNds Maybe I’m just broken, but I cannot force myself to get excited for the concept of a player setting a career-high in three-pointers made. The only career-high that gets my juices flowing is a career-high in points. Any other career-high is just “meh” unless it also happens to be setting a team- or NBA-wide…

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Justise Winslow 20 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2021)

https://youtu.be/h-oOLHUJP8k Remember when Justise Winslow was LeBron 0.5 for the Heat, sharing the court with the Dragic/Wade/Waiters/Whiteside core? That particular iteration of the Heat seems like it belongs to an entirely different era, but it was actually only two years ago. During the 2018-19 season, it really seemed like Winslow was going to be a…

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Tyus Jones Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2021)

https://youtu.be/vd9JVhRMmQM The Grizzlies blew the Clippers out of this game even though the leading scorer on the winning side was frickin’ Tyus Jones with twenty. Jones also happened to outscore everybody on the losing side, making him the undisputed MVP of the game. That’s nuts when you think about it, but what’s even more nuts…

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Grayson Allen 23 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2021)

https://youtu.be/9YUP55iSuQ0 In the NBA Bubble (which I lovingly dubbed “The Bubb” but nobody else picked up on it), Grayson Allen put together the best stretch of play in his career up to that point, scoring in double-digits in six straight games. Maybe the lack of fans (and the attendant harassment that comes along with being…

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Kyle Anderson 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/10/2021)

https://youtu.be/OUDkC6NsOaA It wasn’t until his fiftieth career game that Kyle Anderson hit his sixth total NBA three-pointer. In this game, it didn’t even take him twenty minutes to hit his sixth three-pointer. That is a brief, yet jarring and thought-provoking, synopsis of Anderson’s career to this point. So jarring and thought-provoking, in fact, that I…

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De’Anthony Melton 20 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2021)

https://youtu.be/nmkOYqqVbyw De’Anthony Melton AKA DeMelto Anthony is assuredly one of the better backup point guards in the league. Where exactly he appears on that list, however, is not a factoid that I am capable of providing. It seems like he’s a top five backup PG, but in order to make an OFFICIAL DTB DETERMINATION on…

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Kyle Anderson Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2020)

https://youtu.be/5WhHb4pnklQ In honor of Kyle Anderson’s newly-minted career high, which completely blows past his previous career high of twenty and makes it almost all the way to thirty, I will revisit the things that I said in my previous video description for him (written two days ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBEP8wGrVAo) to see how prescient I really am….

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