Jerami Grant 20 Points Full Highlights (9/26/2020)

The Nuggets’ magical Bubble run has come to an end. It’s one thing to come back from 1-3 series deficits against the Jazz (A team whose second best player is Royce O’Neale, and whose third best player is Juwan Morgan) and the Clippers (no time for load management in the playoffs, but also no time…

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Jerami Grant 26 Points Full Highlights (9/22/2020)

Lately, I’ve been hearing murmurations that LeBron James, despite being super old now, is actually still playing elite defense for the Lakers. The source of these murmurations? The darkest, most depraved corners of the Internet, right next to all the porn. Initially, I was disinclined to believe them. There is a reason that James’ nickname…

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Michael Porter Jr. 15 Points Full Highlights (9/20/2020)

Usually, when a player scores illegitimate points, I become upset because it results in a highlight video that is built upon a foundation of lies. It’s even more upsetting when the illegitimate points are the difference-maker between “that’s not enough points for a DTB highlight video” and “that is indeed enough points for a DTB…

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Gary Harris 16 Points/4 Steals Full Highlights (9/13/2020)

In a previous life, most of my basketball identity was defined by my never-ending hype for Gary Harris. During that time, which seems so long ago, the hashtag #hypedforgaryharris was not only commonly used on my various social media profiles (to the point where I set up a hotkey on my keyboard to type it…

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Paul Millsap 17 Points/1 Fight Full Highlights (9/11/2020)

Devoted DTB devotees (DeevoTeeBees?) will know of my most revolutionary and forward-thinking theory regarding the Denver Nuggets as a team, and not only will they know of it, but they will agree with it wholeheartedly. And that theory is: Paul Millsap is ruining the Nuggets. I’m man enough to acknowledge that Millsap does good things…

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Michael Porter Jr. 15 Points Full Highlights (9/9/2020)

We’re going to go ahead and blame ‘Ggets coach Mike Malone for the fact that Michael Porter Jr. didn’t score any points in the second half. If you have other people you’d like to blame, you can post them in the comments, as long as they’re not MPJ, who is absolutely 100 percent blameless. Malone…

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Michael Porter Jr. 18 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (9/7/2020)

It’s become increasingly clear that when Michael Porter Jr. is on the court for the ‘Ggets, the opposing team targets him on defense. Not every possession or anything, but it’s just a thing that they are always thinking about: “How can we arrange things so that MPJ is the one guarding the dude with the…

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Jerami Grant 18 Points Full Highlights (8/30/2020)

I know it’s hard to see, since Jamal Murray’s blinding radiance is obscuring everything else that the Nuggets are doing, but there are other players in Denver who are stepping up and providing good performances as role players! You’ll just have to take my word on this one. Most people, they’ll see that Murray had…

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Michael Porter Jr. 15 Points Full Highlights (8/25/2020)

OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS 1. Everybody loves Michael Porter Jr. and they will watch anything that has the words “Michael Porter Jr.” in the title of the video. I know this is true because I took a video of me making fart noises with my armpits, titled “Michael Porter Jr. 15…

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Bol Bol 11 Points Full Highlights (8/21/2020)

Bol Bol has been getting a lot of attention in The Bubb for a number of reasons: -His immense height -His ability to shoot threes like a trebuchet -His lineage -The fact that he was allegedly played at the small forward position because of the Nuggets’ depleted roster -His massive stature -His penchant for yelling…

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