Gary Harris 16 Points/4 Steals Full Highlights (9/13/2020)

In a previous life, most of my basketball identity was defined by my never-ending hype for Gary Harris. During that time, which seems so long ago, the hashtag #hypedforgaryharris was not only commonly used on my various social media profiles (to the point where I set up a hotkey on my keyboard to type it…

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Paul Millsap 17 Points/1 Fight Full Highlights (9/11/2020)

Devoted DTB devotees (DeevoTeeBees?) will know of my most revolutionary and forward-thinking theory regarding the Denver Nuggets as a team, and not only will they know of it, but they will agree with it wholeheartedly. And that theory is: Paul Millsap is ruining the Nuggets. I’m man enough to acknowledge that Millsap does good things…

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Michael Porter Jr. 15 Points Full Highlights (9/9/2020)

We’re going to go ahead and blame ‘Ggets coach Mike Malone for the fact that Michael Porter Jr. didn’t score any points in the second half. If you have other people you’d like to blame, you can post them in the comments, as long as they’re not MPJ, who is absolutely 100 percent blameless. Malone…

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Michael Porter Jr. 18 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (9/7/2020)

It’s become increasingly clear that when Michael Porter Jr. is on the court for the ‘Ggets, the opposing team targets him on defense. Not every possession or anything, but it’s just a thing that they are always thinking about: “How can we arrange things so that MPJ is the one guarding the dude with the…

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Jerami Grant 18 Points Full Highlights (8/30/2020)

I know it’s hard to see, since Jamal Murray’s blinding radiance is obscuring everything else that the Nuggets are doing, but there are other players in Denver who are stepping up and providing good performances as role players! You’ll just have to take my word on this one. Most people, they’ll see that Murray had…

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Michael Porter Jr. 15 Points Full Highlights (8/25/2020)

OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS 1. Everybody loves Michael Porter Jr. and they will watch anything that has the words “Michael Porter Jr.” in the title of the video. I know this is true because I took a video of me making fart noises with my armpits, titled “Michael Porter Jr. 15…

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Bol Bol 11 Points Full Highlights (8/21/2020)

Bol Bol has been getting a lot of attention in The Bubb for a number of reasons: -His immense height -His ability to shoot threes like a trebuchet -His lineage -The fact that he was allegedly played at the small forward position because of the Nuggets’ depleted roster -His massive stature -His penchant for yelling…

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Michael Porter Jr. 28 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

I hear a lot of mean people saying a mean thing about Michael Porter Jr. Somehow, these mean people are unmoved by his sudden emergence in The Bubb as a premier scorer, and continue to say mean things because their hearts are made out of tar and black holes. The mean thing they say is…

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P.J. Dozier 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (8/14/2020)

Has anybody in the Nuggets organization come up with the idea yet to sell Nuggets-branded pajamas under the name “P.J. Dozier’s Dozer PJs”? They’re called “Dozer PJs” because they’re pajamas and they’re made for people who like to doze. If nobody affiliated with the Nuggets has thought of this yet, then I’m going to be…

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Jerami Grant 25 Points Full Highlights (8/12/2020)

I’m still waiting for Nikola Jokic to develop the lob chemistry he had with Kenneth Faried with Jerami Grant. I’ve been waiting for almost two whole seasons now, and maybe they’re more comfortable with each other on the court in general, but I can’t see any evidence that the amount of lobs has increased since…

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