Joe Ingles Career High 34 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/18/2021)

https://youtu.be/0SIKDBEAdXM Joe Ingles squeezed his eyes tighter shut and grimaced, having just been awoken by the sensation of one of his dogs licking him in the face. He mentally prepared to get out bed, thinking that he had overslept. The sun was already shining brightly into his bedroom, piercing through his closed eyelids, meaning it…

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Georges Niang Career High 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/22/2021)

https://youtu.be/ndEgC81uuIk Georges Niang went 7-of-7 from three this game, scoring all of his points by way of the three-ball. After his final three-pointer splashed down with less than a minute to go, the Hornets commentators discussed who had the record for most threes without a miss. They alleged that it was Klay Thompson with a…

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Joe Ingles Career High 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/12/2021)

https://youtu.be/fq1-g9HETaI In case you haven’t been following, Joe Ingles recently surpassed John Stockton for most threes made in Jazz franchise history. That doesn’t sound like much, but catching Stockton in any sort of raw statistic is a huge accomplishment because Stockton played a million years for the Jazz and never (barely exaggerating here) missed a…

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Joe Ingles 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2021)

https://youtu.be/TOHuCUu63HY I might have semi-retired from making NBA highlights, but I am absolutely NOT retired in many of my other major life projects. In fact, with less time being sunk into content creation for YouTube, I can devote more of my energies to something that has been an obsession of mine for years now, namely,…

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Royce O’Neale Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2021)

https://youtu.be/LxKhpgkvVCc With my newfound determination not to waste my own time by uploading subpar highlight videos to my channel, I thought I had forever left behind unexciting performances like Royce O’Neale scoring twenty. You’re probably looking at this video with slack-jawed confusion, and not the wide-eyed wonder that other highlight videos provoke in you. Trust…

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Jordan Clarkson 24 Points Full Highlights (8/23/2020)

After this win, which puts them up 3-1 in the series, it’s looking likely that the Jazz will advance to the next round of the ‘offs. I admit, I did not see this coming. There’s been weird stuff going on with them all season, from Mike Conley metaphorically disappearing to Rudy Gobert getting the whole…

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Georges Niang 16 Points Full Highlights (8/21/2020)

I have no ability to make you care about Georges Niang, but in my feeble attempt to gain that ability, I present to you this singular fact: Georges Niang has shot 40% from three each of the past two seasons. Do you care yet? No? Well, you’re beyond help. And I’m beyond help too because…

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Joe Ingles 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

You won’t believe this, but I just spent three whole minutes scrolling through Joe Ingles’ Twitter feed, even though I barely understand how Twitter works and am confused by the interface. Why did I put myself through this misery, you ask? Because I wanted to see if Joe Ingles had an opinions on the food…

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Jordan Clarkson 26 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

Now that Jordan Clarkson is OFF my exclusion list and welcomed with open arms back onto my channel, am I regretting the decision? Am I holding my arms open for the hug, receiving it, but then grimacing while the person being hugged can’t see the faces I’m making? Not yet. But if Clarkson keeps having…

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Joe Ingles 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/17/2020)

OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER: It is codified in the constitution of Australia (a document which is known simply as the “Australian Constitution”; nobody ever accused Australians of having much in the way of creativity) that all Australian citizens must watch at least one (1) NBA highlight video featuring an Australian-born player per day. The penalty for…

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