Rudy Gobert All 203 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

The tall Frenchman extended the full length of his body across the sofa. Gentle sunlight warmed him just as the glass of expensive Condrieu cooled him. Each blessed second of pastoral serenity, he tried to relish, for he knew that those seconds would eventually run out. The All-Star break would soon be ending, and he…

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Joe Ingles 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

His the decision to bring Joe Ingles off the bench completely ruined him? Using my advanced abilities to look at the “splits” section of basketball-reference, I have come to an educated and informed answer to this question. And the answer is “yes”. Ingles has started in 37 games for the Jazz this season and come…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 18 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2020)

Remember when I prematurely declared Emmanuel Mudiay’s career to be over, and also declared him to be a massive bust, after his third season in the league where he put up some truly uninspiring numbers with the Nuggets and Knicks? I don’t remember making such declarations, but I probably did. Declaring things like that definitely…

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Georges Niang 15 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2020)

I would like to issue an OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY to all fans of Georges Niang. On the night of January 10, 2020, Niang scored fifteen points on five-of-nine three-point shooting in a Jazz victory over the Washington Wizards. This performance by Niang was similar, nay, nearly identical, to a 15-point performance of his which occurred…

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Joe Ingles Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2020)

I have tried many times to convince the Australian government that I would be a suitable wallaby owner. When I first demonstrated my willingness to adopt a wallaby and bring it back to the United States (by driving a go kart through remote areas of Australia searching for elusive wallaby clans and nearly dying of…

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Joe Ingles 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/12/2020)

The greatest Australian contribution to world culture, aside from Joe Ingles of course, is certainly the wallaby. Wallabies have it all: they’re cute, they’re friendly (probably), they’re better than kangaroos, and there are so many of them bouncing around Australia that the Australian government shouldn’t care if you fly there and try to pick one…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 20 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)

Emmanuel Mudiay is still alive, people. He definitely seemed like a prime candidate to head back over to China after his stint with Knicks (he was even more likely than most, since he was already there in lieu of playing NCAA ball), and that was my prediction for him, but he’s still here in the…

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Joe Ingles 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2020)

Joe Ingles hasn’t missed a game since December 16th… 2015. There are people watching my channel RIGHT NOW who weren’t even born when that happened. Okay, maybe they’re not watching my channel, but they are on YouTube, watching toy reviews or those creepy bootleg Mickey Mouse cartoons with hypodermic needles and pregnancy and stuff. And…

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Georges Niang 15 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2020)

I wouldn’t call this three-point shooting display “blistering” or even “scorching” (and I have those adjectives in the correct order, since getting blistered is more painful than getting scorched). However, I would call it “hot”. Georges Niang was hot from three. I don’t think that’s an unfair description of the temperature of his shooting, given…

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Joe Ingles 26 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2019)

As a prominent resident of the country/continent of Australia, Joe Ingles, by default, speaks for the Australian citizenry on matters of national interest. He might think that he is just a run-of-the-mill sportsman with a run-of-the-mill bald spot, but the power and influence he wields over Australian public discourse is considerable. Not only that, but…

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