Jalen Brunson 26 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2021)

https://youtu.be/g043dWhCvPA While the Thunder were tantalizing their fans with glimpses of the future, what with Aleksej Pokusevski being the next Nikola Jokic, Theo Maledon being the next Tony Parker, and Al Horford being the next Tito Horford, the Mavericks were showcasing… Josh Richardson, who isn’t the next anybody, and Jalen Brunson, who is maybe the…

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Trey Burke 29 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2021)

https://youtu.be/KL0Rbm0sMNs In case you’ve gotten a bit big-headed in the past few months and need to be reminded of your (lowly) place in this world, I just want to put it out there that I am currently paying real-life money for a subscription to Stathead, which is basketball-reference’s advanced statistical service. What better way to…

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Jalen Brunson 31 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/3/2021)

https://youtu.be/Pf3tB-LRAU0 I was mentally preparing to write the tale of how Jalen Brunson was welcomed into the Hall of the Thirty Point Scorers by none other than Carlos Delfino, but there was a small fragment of memory residing deep in the furthest, most disused corner of my brain: had Brunson previously scored thirty in his…

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Dorian Finney-Smith 16 Points Full Highlights (8/30/2020)

As I write this, all members of the Mavericks organization (including players) are getting kicked out of their hotel rooms and being forced to board buses that will drive them all the way back to Dallas. Their belongings, no matter in what state they are, packed or unpacked, are being thrown out of those same…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 21 Points Full Highlights (8/23/2020)

While Luka Doncic hit the game-winner in this one, and Trey Burke plopped in 25 points to help the Mavericks get the dub, let us not forget the overlooked, but considerable, contributions that Tim Hardaway Jr., uh, contributed in this game: -Giving a rousing pregame speech which used the “F word” over one hundred times…

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Trey Burke 25 Points Full Highlights (8/23/2020)

Mavericks fans and 76ers fans are in very different headspaces right now. And the thing that ties them together is Trey Burke. Mavericks fans just watched their team, the major underdog in the series, take a second game off a championship-contending (???) Clippers squad featuring true superstars Kawhi Leonard and Paul George (LOL). Luka Doncic…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 22 Points Full Highlights (8/21/2020)

Luka Doncic left this game in the fourth quarter with an ankle injury. The camera strategically placed in the tunnel to the locker rooms showed him hopping away from the trainers as fast as he could on one leg, which showed his grit and determination, but it also showed that his ankle wasn’t feeling too…

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Seth Curry 22 Points Full Highlights (8/21/2020)

I have been informed by those knowledgeable about the situation that, even though this is a Seth Curry video and not a Stephen Curry video, there is no reason that I cannot say the phrase “Chef Curry with the pot boy” right now. I am in the clear legally, morally, and ontologically. So that’s what…

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Trey Burke 16 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

I bet the Sixers wish they had Trey Burke right about now. While he’s probably not the guy you want starting at the point guard position full-time, he could complement their ragtag crew of ball-handlers who are being forced to do more with Ben Simmons out. Here’s a list of things that we know Burke…

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Boban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

Boban “Marj of Progress” Marjanovic needed only around 10 minutes of playing time to acquire his 13 points and 9 assists. While other players are content to loaf around on the court and not really acquire many stats (Michael Kidd-Gilchrist is still alive and I don’t think he’s scored a point in over three years),…

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