Dorian Finney-Smith 16 Points Full Highlights (8/30/2020)

As I write this, all members of the Mavericks organization (including players) are getting kicked out of their hotel rooms and being forced to board buses that will drive them all the way back to Dallas. Their belongings, no matter in what state they are, packed or unpacked, are being thrown out of those same…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 21 Points Full Highlights (8/23/2020)

While Luka Doncic hit the game-winner in this one, and Trey Burke plopped in 25 points to help the Mavericks get the dub, let us not forget the overlooked, but considerable, contributions that Tim Hardaway Jr., uh, contributed in this game: -Giving a rousing pregame speech which used the “F word” over one hundred times…

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Trey Burke 25 Points Full Highlights (8/23/2020)

Mavericks fans and 76ers fans are in very different headspaces right now. And the thing that ties them together is Trey Burke. Mavericks fans just watched their team, the major underdog in the series, take a second game off a championship-contending (???) Clippers squad featuring true superstars Kawhi Leonard and Paul George (LOL). Luka Doncic…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 22 Points Full Highlights (8/21/2020)

Luka Doncic left this game in the fourth quarter with an ankle injury. The camera strategically placed in the tunnel to the locker rooms showed him hopping away from the trainers as fast as he could on one leg, which showed his grit and determination, but it also showed that his ankle wasn’t feeling too…

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Seth Curry 22 Points Full Highlights (8/21/2020)

I have been informed by those knowledgeable about the situation that, even though this is a Seth Curry video and not a Stephen Curry video, there is no reason that I cannot say the phrase “Chef Curry with the pot boy” right now. I am in the clear legally, morally, and ontologically. So that’s what…

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Trey Burke 16 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

I bet the Sixers wish they had Trey Burke right about now. While he’s probably not the guy you want starting at the point guard position full-time, he could complement their ragtag crew of ball-handlers who are being forced to do more with Ben Simmons out. Here’s a list of things that we know Burke…

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Boban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

Boban “Marj of Progress” Marjanovic needed only around 10 minutes of playing time to acquire his 13 points and 9 assists. While other players are content to loaf around on the court and not really acquire many stats (Michael Kidd-Gilchrist is still alive and I don’t think he’s scored a point in over three years),…

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Boban Marjanovic 18 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

An open letter to Dallas Mavericks Coach Rick Carlisle: “Dear Rick, Please give Boban Marjanovic more minutes. Signed, -DTB and the Official DTB Serbia Fanclub” This is literally a letter that I just wrote on fancy stationary (using a fancy gel pen that has glitter in it). Then I put it in a fancy envelope,…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 24 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

The Mavericks have at least a “big two” right now in Luka Doncic and Kristaps Porzingis. That much is certain. The question is, do they have a “big three”, and if they do, is Tim Hardaway Jr. the third of the three? THJ is the Mavericks’ third-leading scorer. So if you had to naively create…

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J.J. Barea 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (8/10/2020)

Have I told you guys about how much I dislike Jeff “Skin” Wade, the annoying third-wheel commentary dude for the Mavericks? I really dislike him. “Hate” is a strong word which I don’t usually employ for basketball-related subjects, so I won’t use it here. But my distaste for him and his style of commentary definitely…

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