Theo Maledon 22 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2021)

https://youtu.be/Tid_aZlkecs OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO EVEN THOUGH I’M SEMI-RETIRED AND SHOULDN’T HAVE TO MAKE SIX VIDEOS IN A DAY POWER RANKINGS 1. 22 points is two points less than Theo Maledon’s season high 2. Maledon is a rookie, and his season high is necessarily equivalent to his career high, therefore this game is…

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Richaun Holmes 25 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2021)

https://youtu.be/Mizkm8Dks5U Richaun Holmes currently leads the entire NBA in field goal percentage, at 65%. Okay, that statement needs to be qualified a little bit. Holmes leads all eligible players in field goal percentage. I don’t know what the prerequisites are for qualifying for the season leaderboards, but Holmes meets them. Patrick McCaw, who is shooting…

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Kyle Guy 17 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2021)

https://youtu.be/7sBLg1Ie6Ao After Kyle Guy played in just three games in his rookie season, for a total of four points in ten minutes, I assumed that he wasn’t going to be in the league after that. I mean, Kings legend Duje Dukan played more minutes than that in his rookie season, and Dukan sucked. There’s a…

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Tyrese Haliburton Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2021)

https://youtu.be/TwV-S2nTi6c With LaMelo Ball likely missing the rest of the season with a broken wrist, the ROTY of the Year race is suddenly much wider open than it had been presumed to be. Everybody seems to be piling onto the Anthony Edwards bandwagon, which makes sense because he has been playing very well for the…

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Richaun Holmes 25 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/19/2021)

https://youtu.be/yQEz0vHWOXY I have always been on the Richaun Holmes hype train. ALWAYS. Don’t believe me? Here’s a selection of quotes about Holmes from yours truly, arranged in chronological order: “Anyone else getting a serious Giannis Antetokounmpo vibe from this dude named Richaun Holmes?” “Fact: Richaun Holmes provides 50% of the funness that Joel Embiid did…

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Tyrese Haliburton 23 points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/21/2021)

https://youtu.be/tKiP5QEhZdE When I think about Tyrese Haliburton and his weird jumpshot mechanics that are strangely accurate, another legend of the Kings’ recent-but-not-so-recent past comes to mind. I’m thinking, of course, of the guy with the OG borked shot form: Kevin Martin. Like Haliburton, Kevin Martin kicked off his NBA career with the Kings. Unlike Haliburton,…

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DaQuan Jeffries 18 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2021)

https://youtu.be/KT_cxW66kGc So DaQuan “DaQuantum Mechanics” Jeffries went from not playing in ANY of the Kings’ first 24 games to starting against the Bucks and playing almost forty minutes. That’s pretty crazy. Crazy to the point where it calls into question Luke Walton’s rotations up to this point. Usually, a player getting DNP’s and a player…

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Marvin Bagley 26 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2021)

https://youtu.be/KohpLS3ImE8 New plan to ensure the individual success of Marvin Bagley: run pick-and-rolls with him nonstop until the defense figures it out. That’s what the Kings did this game, and the Bulls never really figured it out, so they just kept going back to it as Bagley racked up the points. Doing the same thing…

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DaQuan Jeffries 17 Points Full Highlights (2/18/2021)

https://youtu.be/YpAOloRXmyk DaQuan “UnQuantifiable” Jeffries just dropped in a compact, efficient seventeen points in seventeen minutes on just six shots. Thanks to the power of this three-ball, his true shooting percentage for the game was a gnarly 141.7%, which, if extrapolated for the entire year, would put him second in the league in that stat, behind…

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Nemanja Bjelica 25 Points Full Highlights (2/18/2021)

https://youtu.be/Hb4Hu9pcyA0 Nemanja Bjelica was just pulling on his winter coat, getting ready to leave the arena after a game which had been a personal success for him but a letdown for his team, when his phone rang. He looked at the screen to see who it was and immediately recognized the name. Shrugging off his…

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