Darius Garland Career High 29 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2021)

https://youtu.be/eHwPB7ZB_yw I think it’s time for me to cut Darius Garland loose from my channel. He’s developed into a solid 16 PPG per game scorer and he’s on an upward trajectory. That 16 PPG per game that he’s scoring? Soon it will be 17 PPG per game, then 18 PPG per game, and if he’s…

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Dean Wade 17 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2021)

https://youtu.be/KDYPBS5lbdc Here’s a philosophical question for you: does saying that something is “The Dean Wade Show” make it “The Dean Wade Show”, or are there external criteria for “The Dean Wade Show” that must be met before something becomes “The Dean Wade Show”? Posed another way, can you speak “The Dean Wade Show” into existence,…

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Darius Garland Career High 25 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/27/2021)

https://youtu.be/gDzKLicMP84 Darius Garland and Collin Sexton, a duo lovingly termed “Sexland” (tbh not a very creative nickname, they definitely did not consult world-renowned nickname master DownToBuck on this one), combined to shoot a chuckerific 20 of 51 from the field in this game. Sexton was 11 of 27 for 28 points, fine, whatever, and Garland…

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Jarrett Allen 26 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/24/2021)

https://youtu.be/41kBQHGzrkE If Andre Drummond hasn’t been told by the Cavaliers to just stop showing up to work and chill out at home instead, they should probably tell him pretty soon, because Jarrett Allen is absolutely BALLING the frick OUT right now and it’s making Drummond look bad. We already know that Drummond started developing a…

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Jarrett Allen 26 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (2/21/2021)

https://youtu.be/zhzASSEwLLA If Andre Drummond hadn’t already been scratched from the lineup and openly put onto the trade market before this game, he definitely would have after it. Jarrett Allen’s dominant 26-point, 17-rebound effort with not a single missed shot to be found (he was 11-of-11) was spectacular enough that even the most backwards-thinking GM would…

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Jarrett Allen 23 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (2/1/2021)

https://youtu.be/ni4POkyUAMA Jarrett Allen walked into the locker room and was received with a chorus of whoops and cheers. While it was not as ecstatic a celebration as had certainly occurred in that locker room after higher-profile wins, and there were no impromptu Gatorade baths to be found, the assembled Cavaliers players made sure that Allen’s…

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Cedi Osman 25 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/20/2021)

https://youtu.be/m8dAUKtA4no Cedi Osman’s 25/7/7 statline from this game is somewhat reminiscent of the statlines of another great forward from Cleveland’s past. I’ll give you a minute to think about who I could be talking about here. Hint: it’s not Craig Ehlo. Hint 2: it’s not Alonzo Gee. Hint 3: It’s Bingo Smith. Bingo Smith played…

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Cedi Osman 25 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2021)

https://youtu.be/ltpQs8oYOlI There are things going on in Cleveland. Not as many things as were happening while LeBron James was around, but still: things. If the season ended right now (which is not as ridiculously unlikely during the COVID era as it would be during a “normal” season), the Cavaliers would be in their playoffs with…

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Darius Garland 21 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (12/26/2020)

https://youtu.be/Vgu6khzRd0M When you think about up-and-coming guard duos in the NBA, what do you think of? Do you think of anything at all? I just started thinking about this as a fun thought exercise, and maybe I haven’t had enough Pop-Tarts this morning, but my brain is just completely unwilling to disgorge its list of…

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Larry Nance Jr. 19 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

New idea for timeout entertainment during Cavaliers games at the Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse: The Nance Cam! That’s it. That’s the extent of my idea. It’s basically the “Dance Cam”, a concept which is so popular that I’m not aware of any professional team (in any sport) that doesn’t use it, but it’s Larry Nance Jr.-themed….

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