Talen Horton-Tucker 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2021)

https://youtu.be/Jl17YI2xAas I can’t even remember the amount of Laker player videos I’ve made this season. It might be zero. Scrolling down their roster, all their good players are disqualified from my channel for one reason or another, leaving only underwhelming role-players like Markieff Morris, Alex Caruso, and Kentavious Caldwell-Pope. The role-players on the Lakers are…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 17 Points/1 Championship Full Highlights (10/11/2020)

In the months that followed my hiring as “janitorial shift manager” at the NBA headquarters, I laid low and did my assigned work without complaint. During all those lonely evenings, where I supervised a crew of four janitors but also selflessly undertook any cleaning projects that were exceptionally distasteful or onerous, I engaged in discreet…

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Markieff Morris 19 Points Full Highlights (10/4/2020)

Now is a perfect time to give a shout-out to all the Laker fans out there for giving my channel’s view counts a huge boost in the immediate aftermath of Markieff Morris getting acquired by the Lakers. Those videos of Markieff Morris playing for the Pistons were totally dead in the water from a view…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 18 Points Full Highlights (9/18/2020)

It sucks, but this is what has to pass for highlights during the ‘offs. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope scoring 18 points. If this had happened during the regular season, I would have ignored it without a second thought. My time is too valuable to be wasting it making vids of KCP not even scoring 20. And a…

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Alex Caruso 16 Points Full Highlights (9/10/2020)

Alex Caruso is closing out games now. He’s part of the Lakers’ closing lineup when they want to put a game away. The championship-contending, maybe even championship-favorite, Lakers. How crazy is that? Remember, we’re talking about Alex Caruso here. The guy who is most beloved for his lack of skin pigmentation, his lack of hair,…

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Alex Caruso 14 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (9/4/2020)

You know things have gone somewhat wrong for the Lakers when Alex Caruso is the third leading scorer for them in a playoff game. That’s not the gameplan going in. It’s not like Vogel is like “okay, LeBron, you do your thing, AD, back him up, but my idea for tonight is to make sure…

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J.R. Smith 11 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

I wonder if the Lakers signed J.R. Smith with the intention of him being good and helping the team, or if they just signed him because it was funny and would attract approximately ~5-10 more viewers to the Lakers’ broadcasts. The Lakers are known for questionable veteran acquisitions, so I wouldn’t put it past them…

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Talen Horton-Tucker 14 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

Talen “THT Patrol” Horton-Tucker: is he another one of those end-of-season, end-of-bench Lakers players who has an okay stretch of games right before the playoffs and then doesn’t even get another NBA contract? Or is he one of those end-of-season, end-of-bench Lakers players who actually ends up having a role with the team the next…

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Dion Waiters 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

Oops, totally forgot to put something here for this Dion Waiters vid, that’s what I get for being so hyped about Thomas Bryant (Lakers fans punching the air rn) I guess. Why waste time telling everyone what I really think about Waiters when I could be immortalizing yet another dominant game by Bryant? Smart people…

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Quinn Cook 21 Points Full Highlights (8/8/2020)

I still remember where I was when I found out that LeBron James was joining forces with some of the other stars in the league to form a superteam in Los Angeles. I was in my apartment, sitting in front of the computer, because that’s where I’ve been for at least 90% of my life….

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