Ben Simmons All 98 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

Sitting in the empty bleachers with a basketball sitting inertly between his feet, Ben Simmons idly browsed his phone. He knew he was supposed to be grateful that the 76ers had lined up an empty gym, completely free of COVID-19, for him to practice in, but he just couldn’t work up the motivation to actually…

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Shake Milton 20 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2020)

I feel like 76ers fans have major beefs with pretty much every player on their roster. Ben Simmons: Can’t shoot, won’t shoot, will ignore pleading of coaches and teammates for him to please, please, please shoot the ball Joel Embiid: Inexplicably disappears in important games, Al Horford: Huge waste of money, old, can’t shoot, can’t…

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Raul Neto 16 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2020)

I don’t want to alarm anybody, but I have to share this startling and worrying fact that I just learned about Raul “Brazilian Steve Nash” Neto: He’s already 27 years old. I guess this is what happens when your rookie year happens when you’re 23. You spend a few years adjusting to the league and…

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Glenn Robinson III Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

Before he departed from Golden State, Glenn Robinson III was working on a stretch where he had 11 out of 12 games scoring double figures. In retrospect, it was clear that the Warriors were showcasing him for a trade, but that doesn’t invalidate the points he was putting up on a nightly basis. He still…

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Shake Milton Career High 39 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/1/2020)

Shake Milton opened his eyes, took one look at the unfamiliar surroundings, and wearily closed his eyes again. He knew he was dreaming, and attempted to will himself into waking up. However, when he next opened his eyes, the scene hadn’t changed, and there was still the hardness of stone against his back rather than…

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Shake Milton 19 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2020)

In the absence of other subjects to base this description on, I decided to look up Shake Milton’s hometown of Owasso, Oklahoma. But first I’ll list out my preconceived notions of what Owasso might be like. The name of the town makes it sound like it was hit by a tornado in the movie Twister…

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Shake Milton 20 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2020)

Man, it would have been so awesome for this game to have taken place in Philadelphia rather than in Cleveland. Sure, it’s great for the Cleveland faithful to get to see a Cavaliers win live and in the flesh, but you know would be even better? A whole arena of Philadelphia fans (who spent the…

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Shake Milton 17 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2020)

After this loss, the potential injury to Ben Simmons, the continued ineffectiveness of Al Horford, and the enigmatic (and not the good kind of enigmatic, either, the bad kind, the kind where you’re like “why isn’t he playing better?”) play of Joel Embiid, it might be time for the 76ers to do what they do…

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Furkan Korkmaz 17 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2020)

Like Carlos Delfino before him, Furkan Korkmaz will forever be the guy who randomly dropped 30-plus points in two consecutive games. In fact, if you squint your eyes really tight and mess with the color calibration on your basketball-viewing device, you can totally pretend that Delfino is reincarnated on the 76ers but with a midrange…

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Alec Burks 19 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2020)

I wish I could put “Sixers Debut” in the title of this video, but Alec Burks’ first game with his new team already happened, and it sucked: 2 points in 14 minutes way back before the All-Star break even happened. How are people supposed to remember occurrences from that far back anyway? I could put…

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