Giannis Antetokounmpo All 173 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

Giannis Antetokounmpo nervously went from one room of his apartment to the other, not able to sit still or focus on one thing for more than a minute. Checking the time on his phone, he saw that it was 5:31, which meant that Rachel would be arriving in half an hour. A swig of orange-strawberry…

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Thanasis Antetokounmpo All 19 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

While my schedule for uploading end-of-season compilations has been pushed up somewhat by the COVID-induced postponement of the NBA season, the nature of the situation remains the same: by uploading compilations for all players in the league, my channel begins to attract the more casual NBA fan. During the regular season, when a casual might…

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Duncan Robinson All 243 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Three-ilation Part II)

The days passed, and Duncan grew increasingly concerned at his body’s strange response to his solitary practices. After much experimentation, he had precisely pinpointed the problem: if his two feet were planted behind the three-point line, his shooting arm would begin to spasm. Anywhere else on the court, he could shoot with no difficulty. If…

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Duncan Robinson All 243 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Three-ilation Part I)

Feeling an annoying twinge in his right bicep, Duncan Robinson lowered his arms from his shooting motion and let the ball drop to the floor. After shaking his arm a few times to loosen up whatever tightness was there, he grabbed the ball again and prepared to shoot another three-pointer, one of hundreds he had…

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John Collins All 116 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

John Collins chewed thoughtfully as he relaxed at his locker. They had just lost a game to the Heat, but at least they were in the middle of a homestand, so he could go back home and sleep in his own bed rather than get crammed into a plane with a bunch of teammates who…

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Rui Hachimura All 49 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation)

Through the first month of the season, as I watched Rui Hachimura humiliate defenders again and again with his hesi pull-up midrange jimbos (you won’t know what I just said unless you REALLY hoop), my enthusiasm for a Rui Hachimura midrange-ilation was increasing by the day. Hachimura wasn’t on pace to break any records or…

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Kelly Oubre All 71 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

“No offense Kelly, but your idea kinda sucks,” Devin Booker said. Kelly Oubre rolled his eyes, which was a pointless reaction given that their conversation was taking place over the phone. “Last time I checked, only one of us has track record which demonstrates their success in monetizing online video content. And it’s me, not…

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Goga Bitadze All 61 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY #1: I would like to apologize to all my subscribers, all people from the country of Georgia, and all NBA fans in general for a grave error that I have committed. Through a series of regrettable miscalculations, I failed to upload a single Goga Bitadze highlight video to my channel during the…

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Michael Porter Jr. All 141 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

OFFICIAL REASONS THAT MICHAEL PORTER JR. DIDN’T AVERAGE 15 PPG THIS SEASON POWER RANKINGS 1. Paul Millsap Paul Millsap ruined the Nuggets with the combination of his huge contract, his athletic decline, his statistical impotence, his skillset reduncancy with other members of the Nuggets roster, and with his overall ruinistic tendencies. And not only did…

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Carmelo Anthony All 125 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation)

Carmelo Anthony was walking through a narrow alley in a bid to find a quicker route to his parked car. He knew that it wasn’t a good idea to take a solitary walk through an unfamiliar area at night, but he was big enough that nobody would mess with him. Hopefully. The distant streetlight at…

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