Tobias Harris 27 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

Is it possible that, somehow, Tobias Harris’ game got even smoother over the offseason? He dominated the Hornets tonight and didn’t look like he was even trying. Calm jumper after calm jumper, hitting nothing but twine. He’s always had a nice game, even as a rookie, but he was on another level of aesthetics here….

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Trevor Booker 20 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

I think this video sets the record for most buckets scored off of tip-ins/putbacks/offensive rebounds in a single highlight video. I don’t exactly feel like going back to count all the times that Booker totally dominated the Pacers with his hustle and energy on the glass, but I can state with relative confidence that he…

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Marco Belinelli 20 Points Hawks Debut Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

It’s good to see that yet another change of scenery for Marco Belinelli hasn’t impacted his outlook on the game of basketball and the way he wants to play it. From the video evidence presented in this highlights package, we can clearly see that Marco still loves to take three-pointers on the run, and that…

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Dennis Schröder 28 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

Dennis Schröder stood near his locker, surveying the players that were present in the room with him. The sight made him want to smile, so he did, and anybody who saw the expression on his face would have assumed that he was just happy to be starting another season in the NBA. However, the emotions…

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Buddy Hield 19 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

Okay, so, for those of you who forgot, I have spent the better part of the last year with a 12-foot-tall 3D-printed plastic naked purple statue of Buddy Hield residing in my apartment. It started off as a hype-driven 3000-dollar order from one of those online 3D printing outfits, but over the course of the…

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Willie Cauley-Stein 21 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

I’ve got a new theory that I want to float out there for feedback. There is no better to place to debut my groundbreaking basketball hypothesis than the comment section of a YouTube video, which everybody knows is the internet’s preeminent basketball analytics community. Here it is: Willie Cauley-Stein contributes more to winning basketball than…

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D’Angelo Russell 30 Points Nets Debut Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

I, for one, am interested to see what happens when D’Angelo Russell gets transported from an immature, out-of-control locker room situation to a locker room that’s held down by scary-looking veterans (DeMarre Carroll) and which doesn’t have as many highly-touted young prospects populating it. Opportunities for illicitly recording teammate’s private conversations will certainly be less,…

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Henry Ellenson 13 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

It took Henry “Hellenson” Ellenson almost the entire season last year to accomplish what he did in one game tonight. Is this an incidence of the fabled “crappy rookie improves coming into his second campaign”? It’s too early to tell, but all indicator are pointing towards “it’s too early to tell”. This performance by Ellenson…

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Robert Covington 29 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

Lost in the resplendent glory of the 76ers young core of Ben Simmons, Joel Embiid, and Markelle Fultz is the knowledge of who remains their best player: Robert Covington. That’s right, I said it, and I’ll say it again too. Robert Covington. Robert Covington. Rob 👏 Ert 👏 Cov 👏 Ing 👏 Ton 👏. I…

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Ben Simmons 18 Points 76ers Debut Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

If there was ever a rookie who is ineligible for this channel, Ben Simmons is it. The man needs no introduction as the most hyped neophyte since LeBron James. Him missing an entire year only added to the hype. All the mystique around “the process”; even more hype. He is the next big thing, the…

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