Dario Saric 23 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2019)

Dario Saric waited a few years before coming to the NBA after being drafted. 76ers fans didn’t like it much, but that’s what comes with the territory of drafting handsome Euros. But I’m thinking that maybe he didn’t wait long enough. Maybe he shouldn’t have come over at all? Hear me out. It’s a well-established…

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Jabari Parker 24 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2019)

Just a few days ago, Jabari Parker was leading the entire league in two-point field goal percentage and a nice even 70 percent. That’s gone down in the meantime, so he’s not the leader anymore (god damn it Dwight Howard go back to being a team cancer like you were last time you played for…

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Kendrick Nunn 23 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/14/2019)

I feel like that when the Cavaliers and Heat play each other, they shouldn’t even be going into the game to win it. They should be going in with the collaborative, sympathetic spirit that can only be shared by two teams who were betrayed by LeBron James. That means there should be no defense. Just…

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Rondae Hollis-Jefferson 16 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2019)

I am finding it easy to get hyped for most of the players on the Raptors roster right now. They have an exciting team filled with homegrown young talent. But a few players, eh. Marc Gasol, he can go away now that he’s got his championship. And Rondae Hollis-Jefferson? Bleh bleeh. A 6’6″ dude with…

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Jake Layman 16 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2019)

Jake “Justin Timberjake” Layman needs to somehow force his teammates to cater to his preferred playstyle. What is that preferred playstyle, you tremblingly ask while cowering before the intellectual might and intimidating good looks of Highlight God DownToBuck? Backdoor cuts. Backdoor cuts for days. Backdoor cuts for nights. Last year, my Jake Layman dunkilation was…

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Malik Monk 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/13/2019)

Even though Malik Monk’s statline in this game was “only” twenty points and five assists, it still felt a little bit like a breakout game due to the following factors: Factor 1: Alley-Oop Dunkage. There was some seriously high-flying whammage coming from Monk in this game and it made his impact feel really big just…

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Jonas Valanciunas 18 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2019)

Based on last year’s performances, I was all set for the Grizzlies this year to be the Valanciunas-Caboclo-Morant show. Is that a big three? As things currently stand, no, that’s not a big three, but it definitely should be if Taylor Jenkins would allow it to happen. A big three such as that would entice…

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Anfernee Simons 17 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2019)

Am I being a dumb-dumb, or is Anfernee Simons just a younger, lower-minutes version of C.J. McCollum? Oh yeah, I forgot an adjective: better. This season, at least through twelve games, Simons is a younger, lower-minutes, BETTER version of McCollum. At least, that’s what it seems to me. But I don’t watch many Blazers games…

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JaVale McGee 18 Points/6 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/13/2019)

JaVale McGee has had his career ruined by Anthony Davis and Dwight Howard. Since I care about the plight of the role-player about 100x more than the so-called “plight” of the superstar, this situation is very upsetting to me. It’s doubly upsetting because McGee had the sickest dunkilation out of all of them last season,…

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Ja Morant 23 Points/11 Assists/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (11/13/2019)

Because of the nature of my work, my slavish devotion to all things role-playerish and scrublike, I don’t often get to see performances that really wow me. I see a lot of performances that are pretty okay, a role-player getting hot and hitting a bunch of shots usually. But I don’t get to see performances…

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