Ben McLemore 17 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2020)

Total amount of dribbles in this video: a lot. Total amount of dribbles in this video performed by Ben McLemore: 1. I was hoping it was going to be zero dribbles, because that would be way more fun and notable. Zero dribbles, it’s like “does this dude even know that you can do something when…

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Ben McLemore 22 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2020)

All Americans, even the least patriotic or the least sports-aware, are aware that the Super Bowl is going on right now. For my non-American friends, the Super Bowl is the culmination of the American football season, and if you don’t know what American football is, you’re not missing much. It’s basically rugby but with more…

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Ben McLemore 17 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2020)

James “Man Boobs” Harden and Russell “Chucksell Statpadbrook” Westbrook returned to the lineup for the Rockets last night after a blessed one-game respite from their chucktastic ways three nights ago against the Jazz. Remember, that was the game where Danuel House had 21, Austin Rivers also had 21, Eric Gordon dropped a GOD-DAMN FIFTY BURGER,…

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Ben McLemore 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/8/2020)

Ben McLemore’s role on the Rockets is to stand outside the three-point line and wait to be passed the ball. Since the Rockets’ system is all about acquiring players who can do that exact thing (as their insufferable commentators remind us over and over and over…and over…until death seems like the preferred option to hearing…

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Ben McLemore 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/13/2019)

There are two options here: Option numero one: The Rockets’ medical staff doesn’t know that bandaids come in skin tones other than “really white but not as white as Mason Plumlee”. Option numero two: The Rockets’ medical staff is too cheap to buy bandaids that match the skin tones of their players. Bonus option numero…

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Ben McLemore 27 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2019)

On the surface, it may seem like James Harden had a better game tonight than Ben McLemore. After all 34 points is, following the arcane precepts of mathematics, more than 27. Similarly, 6 rebounds is more than 2, 4 assists is more than 0, 3 steals is more than 1, and 1 block is more…

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Ben McLemore 28 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (12/5/2019)

Just for fun, here’s a list of players that were on the court for the Kings while Ben McLemore scored his career-high 31 (his only game that had more points than the one he had tonight) on April 16th, 2014: -Derrick Williams (somehow out of the league) -Jason Thompson (still can be a 20 and…

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Ben McLemore 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/30/2019)

The Rockets have won 4 out of 5 games that Ben McLemore has started this season. This fuels my theory that McLemore might be the “secret sauce” for Houston. If you are not familiar with the concept of “secret sauce”, “secret sauce” is when you have a really great sauce recipe that you use to…

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Ben McLemore 20 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2019)

I apologize for this wholly unoriginal thought, but I’m thinking right now that Ben McLemore/Austin Rivers/Chris Clemons as a combined triumvirate is a better fit with James Harden than Russell Westbrook is. My views are not at all tainted by the fact that those three combined for 58 points in this game while Westbrook sat…

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