Darius Bazley 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/25/2020)

After Darius Bazley scored eighteen points near the start of the season, I undertook the ritual that would cosmically transfer the “Bazed God” nickname from Kent Bazemore to Darius Bazley. However, Bazley completely failed to live up to the “Bazed God” nickname in the subsequent months, so I reversed the ritual and re-assigned the nickname…

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Darius Bazley 17 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2019)

Darius Bazley woke up confused. He didn’t remember having fallen asleep. All he remembered was being in the locker room after the game, celebrating a win with his teammates. Had he really partied that hard? After confusion came fear. When he tried to move his arms, he found they were strapped or tied so that…

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