Myles Turner 22 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (8/24/2020)

You know what would be the saddest thing ever? If Myles Turner befriended a family of ducks while in Orlando and now he has to leave really quickly (because eliminated teams have to be out of the bubble within 24 hours), but now he’s running around the entire bubble looking for the ducks so he…

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Alize Johnson 11 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (8/14/2020)

Final DTB video tally for the 2019-20 NBA regular season: 2034 Final DTB worth-watching video tally for the 2019-20 NBA regular season: 1 (this one) Forget about all the other crap I made this season. Just forget about it. Actually, I’ve given you no choice, because I just took all the other vids I made…

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Doug McDermott 23 Points Full Highlights (8/14/2020)

OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY: I hereby apologize for that one Doug McDermott highlight video I made a long time ago where I looped an audio clip of Bulls commentator Stacey King rasping “Doug McBuckets” over and over throughout the whole thing. It seemed funny at the time (and actually it still is sorta funny) but it…

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Edmond Sumner 17 Points Full Highlights (8/12/2020)

After making this highlight video, I have a new hypothesis. I am going to propose it and probably by the time I’m done explaining it, it will stop being just a hypothesis and instead it will be a full-blown theory. Here it is: What we are experiencing right now is “Summer Sumner”. “Summer Sumner” is…

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Justin Holiday 18 Points Full Highlights (8/12/2020)

Lost in the blindingly radiant aura of T.J. Warren, who is lighting up the NBA restart with monster game after monster game, is the fact that some other Pacers players are not playing up to expectations at all. It’s fun for Warren to try to drag his team to victory all by himself, but the…

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Myles Turner 21 Points Full Highlights (8/4/2020)

Fans of Myles Turner are despairing this season because he’s shooting the worst he’s ever shot from the field in his career (45.6%) while also scoring the lowest PPG per game since his rookie season (11.9). And fans of the Pacers are despairing because he decided to start doing this in the first year of…

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Aaron Holiday 17 Points Full Highlights (8/3/2020)

The quandary I faced while trying to determine whether or not I should make this highlight video perfectly demonstrates why I need to implement some kind of system where I use basic box-score stats modified by a predefined “scrub index” to generate a “video suitability score”. I literally spent an hour mulling this one over….

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Aaron Holiday 15 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (8/1/2020)

The real story of this game is T.J. Warren scoring 53 points, the third most points that any Pacers player has ever scored. However, due to circumstances beyond my control (circumstances which boil down to “T.J. Warren being a total studbeast”), T.J. Warren was added to my OFFICIAL EXCLUSION LIST for this season, so there’s…

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Doug McDermott All 118 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Three-ilation)

“We are gathered here today to honor and remember the life of one of the NBA’s greatest sharpshooters…” The assembled group of mourners stood solemnly as the minister paid a final tribute to the man who was, at that very moment, lying in a casket that was waiting to be lowered into a six-foot-deep hole…

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Goga Bitadze All 61 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY #1: I would like to apologize to all my subscribers, all people from the country of Georgia, and all NBA fans in general for a grave error that I have committed. Through a series of regrettable miscalculations, I failed to upload a single Goga Bitadze highlight video to my channel during the…

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