Myles Turner 24 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)

It’s an undeniable fact that Myles “Pineapple Head” Turner’s jumpshot is among the prettiest in the league, and right now I’m talking about ALL players, not just big dudes. When the ball drops through the net after achieving the perfect amount of arc and velocity, you can feel, for a split second, that the universe…

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Myles Turner 24 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)

Things were looking bad for the Pacers when Myles Turner came back from his injury: four straight losses. Most people who noticed weren’t too worried, but I definitely was. I thought, for sure, 100 percent, that Turner had destroyed the good chemistry that his team had built up without him, that he had come in…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2017)

Are the Pacers good? I can’t quite tell. Sometimes they look really good. Sometimes they look like dookie. They blow out teams and then get blown out themselves. Certainly, going into the season I thought they were going to be dookie, and it will take a lot to convince me that they are legit. I…

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Thaddeus Young 23 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)

In my last Thaddeus Young vid, I debuted a new award that intended to advance the cause of role players and scrubs in the NBA. It’s called the SORPWWOAGB award. That’s a lot of letters for just one acronym, so I’ll spell it out for you: “Scrub or Role Player Who Went Out And Got…

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Lance Stephenson 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2017)

That’s what I get for doubting Lance Stephenson. 18 swaggy points, 6 swaggy assists, and a bunch of high-fives distributed to the Pacers faithful in attendance. I shall never doubt him again. To be fair, he was performing pretty poorly early in the game. As the commentators said, his body language was looking not-so-good because…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 22 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)

Bojan Bogdanovic can do more than just shoot threes. He can also shoot free throws! Refer to my vid of him making 16 of them if you don’t believe me. Also: he can do two-point baskets inside the arc. That’s three different things he can do: threes, twos, and frees. That’s all the kinds of…

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Lance Stephenson 16 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2017)

The first half of this game was a continuation of the fourth quarter Lance Stephenson had against the Raptors, the main feature being horrible stepback jimbos after too much dribbling, this time with added post-basket dance moves to really get the crowd pumped. Add in a fairly powerful dunk, and you have the reason why…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2017)

Fun fact: Bojan Bogdanovic is only averaging a point or two less than Nikola Jokic per game. Since points per game is the ultimate determinant regarding how good players are compared to others, that means Bogdanovic is only very slightly worse than Jokic. In any case, he is a top-three eastern European player. Which means…

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Lance Stephenson 18 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2017)

It is confirmed: Lance Stephenson is incapable of playing well on any team that isn’t the Pacers. He just can’t do it. Something about the Pacers logo and colors makes him (sometimes) play up to his full potential. Games like this for Lance are getting rarer and rarer, sadly. It’s great to see, when it…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 26 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)

Mute this video, then watch it, and be sure to take note of what sound you make at approximately 1:50 of this video. Now watch it again with audio this time. How did your sound compare to the one Quinn Buckner made? Don’t be sad if it wasn’t quite as good. Not all of us…

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