Goga Bitadze All 61 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY #1: I would like to apologize to all my subscribers, all people from the country of Georgia, and all NBA fans in general for a grave error that I have committed. Through a series of regrettable miscalculations, I failed to upload a single Goga Bitadze highlight video to my channel during the…

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JaKarr Sampson 14 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

For some reason I have this idea stuck in my head that JaKarr Samspon was supposed to be in China. Was that this off-season? Or the off-season before that? Or during one of the NBA seasons? There’s this inkling in my mind that some team (Bulls? Pacers?) rescued him from a stint in China where…

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T.J. McConnell 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2020)

Life circumstances meant I didn’t get to watch this Bucks-Pacers game, so this vid is mostly for myself. Other people can watch it, obviously, because I uploaded it to Youtube, but this one was for my own edification. I just HAD to see how T.J. McConnell dropped 14 and 6 on us. What I was…

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Domantas Sabonis Triple Double 23 Pts/11 Asts/10 Rebs Full Highlights (2/10/2020)

Maybe I’m only about to make the following allegation because Domantas Sabonis has been regrettably excluded from my channel as of four days from now, meaning that pandering to Lithuanians is no longer the number one goal of my channel, but does anybody else get the feeling that Sabonis’ triple-doubles aren’t legitimate? Like, at all?…

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Jeremy Lamb 26 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2020)

I get the feeling that not everybody shares my opinion that Jeremy Lamb has the scoring skills necessary to be the number one option, or at least, the 1.5th option, on a mid-seeded playoff team. And even if there are people out there who agree with me on that point, they’re not very vocal about…

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Doug McDermott 19 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2020)

Doug McDermott has proudly worn the “Dougie McBuckets” moniker ever since his college days and maybe even before that (I’m too lazy to do research on the origins of the nickname). However, for most of his time in the NBA, the name “McBuckets” hasn’t accurately reflected his on-court production, because a nickname like that implies…

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Justin Holiday 22 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2020)

I thought this might be a textbook REVENGE GAME for Justin Holiday against his former team, the Raptors, but then it turned out that Holiday has never played for the Raptors. He’s played for a bunch of other teams, but never the Raptors. So, what, he just played well for the fun of it? Because…

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Domantas Sabonis Triple Double 15 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (2/5/2020)

The clock is ticking down, Lithuanians: in just a week, there will be no more Domantas Sabonis highlight videos on my channel. No matter how many triple-doubles he amasses, no matter how many thirty-point games he collects, no matter how perfect and stylish his hair is (even during periods of intense physical activity), no matter…

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Domantas Sabonis 26 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2020)

Man. Kristaps Porzingis AKA Kristupid Porzingina could not hold Domantas Sabonis AKA The Saboner at all. KP was getting rammed by The Saboner basically every trip up the court and there was nothing he could to prevent getting bodied out of the way. Sabonis’ big meaty Saboner was so unstoppable that he didn’t even really…

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Domantas Sabonis 25 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

As you all should be aware of by now, Domantas Sabonis has OFFICIALLY been selected to play in the NBA All-Star game, which means that, once the game happens, the title of “All-Star” will be OFFICIALLY conveyed to him. Sabonis will be an ALL-STAR. And you know what means, right? No more Sabonis highlight videos…

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