Bojan Bogdanovic 20 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2019)

Through roughly the first third of the season, Bojan Bogdanovic was shooting above 50% from three on something like four attempts per game. That was like the one time in my entire life where I was happy to be on planet earth as a member of the human race. The whole rest of my life…

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Domantas Sabonis 22 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2019)

I was all ready to go with a theme for this video description: how Domantas Sabonis completely dominated Enes Kanter because Kanter can’t handle somebody with the size and skill near the basket that Sabonis possesses. That narrative went out the window when it became apparent to me while compiling this video that Kanter didn’t…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 23 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/8/2019)

Seeing Bojan Bogdanovic with a cleanly-shaven, completely smooth face just two days after seeing him with an unchecked furry growth on his neck and cheeks is kinda tripping me out. It’s like two different people. One looks like a clean-cut high-school basketball coach and the other looks like a hobo straight off the streets of…

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Thaddeus Young 26 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2019)

Asprawl on the comfortable, but too short, hotel bed, Thaddeus Young was unwinding with some television when there was an unexpected knock at the door. “Room service!” came the muffled voice from the other side. Confusedly, Thaddeus rolled off the bed and went to answer the door. He hadn’t ordered any room service that he…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 21 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)

“Dearest father, The care package I received from you for Christmas was very appreciated. When I am by myself here in America, without my lovely Lucija by my side, I sometimes forget to take care of all my needs. For example, I regularly neglect to shave for days or weeks at a time, so the…

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Domantas Sabonis 23 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2019)

Domantas Sabonis gave various members of the Chicago Bulls his “Saboner” in this game. Saboner-giving Instance #1: At 0:32, Sabonis gives his Saboner to Wendell Carter Jr. for the easy bucket off the strong post move and ball fake. Except it was more like his “Sabonass” than his “Saboner”. Saboner-giving Instance #2: At 0:53, Sabonis…

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Myles Turner 20 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

Myles Turner is right there in the running with D.J. Wilson for the “Player Who Most Looks Like a Roided-Out WNBA Player” (PWMLLAROWP) award. Both of them have the “ponytail high up on the head” thing which is a common look in the WNBA. However, Wilson loses points because he has facial hair. I could…

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Domantas Sabonis 20 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

It’s hard to criticize anything that the Pacers are doing, since they’re one of the best teams in the East with what I consider to be a somewhat motley collection of players. But, just saying, if I had a guy on my team who was averaging 21/14/4 per 36 I would try and make sure…

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Thaddeus Young 21 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2018)

Thaddeus Young stood on the cold street corner, his hoodie pulled tight over his face. The last time he had been here, in this dangerous part of Brooklyn, he had been in search of his next fix. Even now, after being clean all those years, he could still taste the forbidden taste of cheesesteak on…

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Myles Turner 24 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2018)

Myles Turner has had three twenty-point games in his past four outings after not scoring above that mark even once at any point during the rest of the season. His field goal attempts are also way up. Somebody must have told him, “Myles, it’s nice that you want to defer to your teammates, but you’re…

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