Klay Thompson All 268 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Three-ilation Part II)

After returning to his condo and spending some quality time with his bong, Klay had written down a list of things he would need to do to transform the lump of weapons-grade plutonium in his possession into a powerful explosive device capable of blowing up Stephen Curry’s house and allowing Klay to sneak into the…

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Klay Thompson All 268 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Three-ilation Part I)

Klay Thompson pulled his trenchcoat closer around his body, feeling conspicuous in his hiding spot underneath the Golden Gate bridge. Suddenly realizing that his greater-than-average height might give away his status as a basketball player, he hunched over to make himself appear shorter. Finally, after what seemed like hours of waiting, but was probably closer…

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Klay Thompson All 276 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part II)

With the female entertainment lined up for the Warriors’ pitch to Kevin Durant, Klay had moved his attentions towards what he and his teammates would do/say during the meeting to make the biggest possible impact. The Celtics had convinced Tom Brady to hang out with Durant and pretend to be bros with him. Klay had…

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Klay Thompson All 276 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part I)

“Okay, somebody needs to be in charge of luring Kevin Durant here to the Warriors,” Stephen Curry said, addressing a small selection of his most trusted teammates. “I can’t do it because I’m running my expensive basketball camp.” “Too bad Draymond had to go and get arrested,” said Andre Iguodala. “I bet he would have…

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Klay Thompson All 239 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part II)

“Took you long enough,” Steve said coolly. “But you are still too late. This cursed phylactery will never again claim the soul of another player.” “It’s not too late!” Stephen shouted from the sideline. “I need it! We need it! The team needs it! Isn’t that what a coach wants? To win?” Steve shook his…

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Klay Thompson All 239 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part I)

Klay Thompson was awakened by a hushed discussion outside his bedroom door. “Not so fast, Steph.” That voice sounded like Steve Kerr’s. There was an inaudible response. “Steph, please listen to me. You have to let me take it, you have to let me destroy it. Its power is too great.” “I’m taking the amulet…

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Klay Thompson 33 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/6/2014)

Klay Thompson got his 33 points in only three quarters of action. It stands to reason, then, that he would have gotten forty if he had been left in for at least part of the fourth quarter. I’m calling you out, Mark Jackson. People want forty-point games. If you think you can just take your…

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Klay Thompson 25 Points/1 Game Winner Full Highlights (3/4/2014)

One game he looks like a god. The next he looks like a scrub who can’t do anything. Such is the life of Klay Thompson. It’s not his fault that he’s pretty much a pure shooter with a dash of defense added in. Shooters get hot. Shooter go cold. That’s what they do, and that’s…

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Klay Thompson 25 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2014)

Stats accumulated against the Knicks shouldn’t even count anymore. They are like the 80’s-era Nuggets in terms of not playing any defense ever. Yeah, Klay-doh scored 25 points, but you can just see the defeat in the Knicks’ eyes. They don’t even care about closing out on shooters. Frankly, I’m a little mad that Klay-doh…

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Klay Thompson 22 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2014)

I like to watch the Warriors. I have this vision in my mind of a well-oiled offense machine that is always swinging the ball and splashing threes. I always get excited to watch them. Then the game actually starts. The lack of an offensive system is apparent; Curry has to do too much and turns…

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