Luka Doncic Triple Double 21 Pts/16 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Luka Doncic stood alone in the ancient underbelly of the American Airlines Center. Around him were the crumbling remains of the Spanish mission upon which the arena had been built. Some months ago, Dirk had shown him the secret stairways which led to the forgotten stone corridors and ever-burning torches. Many secrets were held here,…

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Luka Doncic 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

I thought Luka Doncic was supposed to be injured, but he clearly played at least some minutes in this game (I challenge anybody to score 27 points in zero minutes of playing time – it’s simply not possible), so he must not be as injured as I assumed. You know that Rick Carlisle wouldn’t play…

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Luka Doncic Triple Double 28 Pts/12 Rebs/12 Asts Full Highlights (3/26/2019)

When you factor this game’s attempts into account, Luka Doncic is schooting 22% from three in the month of March. This is on eight attempts per game. Coincidentally, Doncic was 0-of-8 from three in this four-point loss to the Kings. What could the explanation be for his exceptionally cold shooting lately? -Taco bell addiction which…

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Luka Doncic Triple Double 23 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (3/23/2019)

I’m sitting here in abject confusion right now. The Dallas Mavericks, who are, at best, an okay NBA team, and are often much worse than that, just beat the Golden State Warriors (who remain favorites for chip) by 35 points. 35 friggin’ points. That sentence is so offensive to me that I could barely force…

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Luka Doncic 24 Points/6 Assists/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/20/2019)

It took almost the entire season, but Luka Doncic is finally hitting the rookie wall. Not running straight into it, really, but more like gently nudging it while running alongside it. As the season lurched into February with Doncic actually speeding up instead of slowing down, I was hopeful that he’d be one of the…

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Luka Doncic Triple Double 29 Pts/13 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (3/18/2019)

Luka Doncic has been struggling for the past few weeks, shooting poorly from three and from the free throw line. However, just as a small amount of heretical doubt was creeping into my mind, he comes back at me with this big-time triple-double that erases any fears about him slowing down as the season comes…

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Luka Doncic 24 Points/9 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/14/2019)

Luka Doncic was already a lock for the ROTY of the Year award, but how much MORE of a lock would he be if had the opportunity to put “game winning poster dunk on national TV” on his resume? He could put it right between the bullet points that say “6 years experience playing Fortnite…

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Luka Doncic 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2019)

My first impression was that Luka “Lukadris” Doncic maybe did just a little bit of statpadding at the end of this game when the outcome (a Mavs loss) was already determined. Maybe I sorta think that, but the Mavs had closed the gap to the point where three Doncic triples in a row would have…

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Luka Doncic 31 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2019)

We are honestly way, way, WAY past the point of Luka Doncic being too good for my channel. That point was passed a long time ago. However, since he was not actually named an All-Star (except the All-Star of all of our hearts), my self-imposed rules say that I can’t remove him from my channel…

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Luka Doncic 22 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2019)

I was promised lobs from Luka Doncic to Dirk Nowitzki. Am the only one who remembers Doncic’s first interview after he got drafted where he said “Me and Dirk, it’s going to be Lob City”? I can’t find the clip of him saying it on YouTube, but that’s probably because his crack team of media…

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