Marco Belinelli 21 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2019)

Lots of people were interested in this Spurs-Raptors game because of certain players who were returning to certain cities where they spent a certain amount of their career. I’m talking, of course, about Jakob Poeltl and Marco Belinelli. Poeltl was drafted by the Raptors a few years ago and is now busy getting marginalized by…

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Marco Belinelli 19 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2019)

Marco “Marcoroni and Threes” Belinelli has been on a nice run for the Spurs lately, averaging 18 in his last five appearances. He scored 19 points against the Timberwolves in this one. And that’s all I have to say about that. You want more description? Too bad. These descriptions are supposed to be short and…

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Marco Belinelli 24 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2019)

My memory of last season is already pretty hazy, so I can’t remember if I had a reason for not making a Marco Belinelli three-ilation. Did I not realize how thoroughly entertaining such an -ilation would be? Or was I just too lazy to make it? Maybe I didn’t like how he would suddenly switch…

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Marco Belinelli 19 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2019)

With 7.8 threes attempted per 36 minutes this year, Marco Belinelli is sitting right around 50th in the NBA in that stat. That’s inclusing a bunch of players who barely play (and Carmelo Anthony, LMAO), otherwise he’d be around 25th or so. But if this was 10 years ago, he’d be in the top ten…

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Marco Belinelli 17 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)

Marco “Casus Beli” Belinelli might have gotten a little overrated from his stint with the 76ers. He was good for them, definitely, but his reputation got inflated by some of those crazy shots he hit in the playoffs. We all know that tough shots are the shots he makes a living off of, but when…

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Marco Belinelli 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/19/2018)

Once again, Marco Belinelli made nothing but tough shots tonight. If these ever stop going in for him, he’s going to become fairly useless, but for now, he’s bailing out the 76ers on a whole bunch of possessions and swinging games in their direction. The commentators mentioned his “championship experience”, which I feel is kind…

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Marco Belinelli 25 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2018)

More ridiculous shots for Marco Belinelli. There’s some players who making a living off of never ever shooting a standstill catch-and-shoot jumper, and he’s definitely one of them. In Atlanta he was regarded (by me, I don’t think anyone else noticed his existence) a chucky chuckmaster who needed to chill out; now he’s a key…

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Marco Belinelli 20 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

It’s like Christmas morning every time you sit down with a new Marco Belinelli video. What kind of crazy shots is he going to hit in this one? You never know, it’s always a surprise. If you watched all of his attempts, not just his makes, you’d get a whole lot of lumps of coal…

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Marco Belinelli 23 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

In honor of Marco Belinelli’s 23-point game last night, his highest scoring total as a Sixer, I decided I would get some authentic Italian food for my breakfast. So I went down to the local OG (that’s street slang for Olive Garden) and guess what? They were frickin’ closed and they don’t open until eleven….

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Marco Belinelli 19 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2018)

Marco Belinelli again shows us that he doesn’t care about shot selection at all. He’s been playing this way since he left the Spurs, and maybe he played that way at his other stops prior to San Antonio (my memory is fuzzy and the videos I could reference to remind myself have all been deleted…

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