Mike Muscala 16 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2019)

Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala was rudely jammed into the starting lineup in the absence of Joel Embiid, who was out with a sore ankle. I don’t want to freak anyone out here, but the Achilles is kind of near the ankle, and the fact that the whole area was sore is very concerning to me….

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Mike Muscala 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

I would like to issue an OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY to Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala, the Phildelphia 76ers organization, and all fans of either entity for the shameful actions of the night of November 17, 2018. On that night, Mike “The Musc Ox” Muscala scored nineteen points against the Suns. That point total was, and still…

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Mike Muscala 14 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

This was definitely a REVENGE GAME for Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala. Sometime in the middle of the summer, the Hawks traded him in cold blood to the 76ers as part of the Carmelo Anthony trade that saw Melo join the Hawks for all of a day. Five years of loyal service to the Hawks franchise…

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Mike Muscala Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)

Karl-Anthony Towns may have scored 56 points, but let’s not forget that he got torched by Mike Muscala to the tune of a career-high 24 points on the other end of the floor. It’s great that he can score so many points so easily but damn, he needs to work on his defense this summer….

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Mike Muscala Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2018)

Mike “Musc Ox” Muscala is the longest tenured player with Atlanta, tied with Dennis Schroder at five years. It’s literally only him, Schroder, and Kent Bazemore that remain from that 60-win Hawks team. Talk about blowing it up! I, personally, would’ve probably kept Paul Millsap over him. Maybe Austin Daye as well. So what that…

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Mike Muscala 15 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2018)

DTB News Alert: it is hard to write a compelling description for this Mike Muscala 15-points video while watching Tom Brady cheat his way to another Super Bowl win. DTB News Alert part 2: NFL, if you’re scraping YouTube for incidences of people using the words “Super Bowl” and banning their accounts for infringing on…

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Mike Muscala 16 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2016)

Is it fair to say that Mike Muscala is WASTING AWAY in Atlanta? That Mike Muscala’s PRIME is being SQUANDERED in Atlanta? That the fans of Atlanta are taking Mike Muscala’s considerable talents FOR GRANTED? Yes. All those things are fair to say because they are eminently true. Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala’s prime is happening…

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Mike Muscala 16 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2016)

Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala is playing well right now as the primary backup to the Dwightmare in Atlanta. He basically does the things that Dwight can’t do, namely shoot from anywhere outside the paint. He’s been quietly putting up good games on a regular basis, but I just looked up the stats right now and…

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Mike Muscala 14 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2016)

Man-buns are the new thing. I can’t blame Mike Muscala for wanting to get in on the trend and thus secure himself the attention of females. And I understand that there may be a period of time where the bun is not at full maturity. Those are things I understand and sympathize with. That said,…

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Mike Muscala 17 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/10/2015)

Mike Muscala reclined on his couch, eager for another night of ESPN. There was always the chance that his name would get dropped at some point, given that he had been the game’s leading scorer. And if there was even a chance that the name “Mike Muscala” would escape a reporter’s lips, it was his…

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