Montrezl Harrell 17 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2018)

There is an impatient knock at my door. Annoyed that somebody is disregarding my clearly posted “no solicitors” sign, I ignore the demand of my attention and continue the consumption of my gourmet breakfast: a personal creation called a “Pop-Tart Sandwich”, which is two of one flavor Pop Tart sandwiching one of another flavor Pop-Tart,…

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Montrezl Harrell 25 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/11/2018)

Montrezl “Montreal With a Z Instead of an A” Harrell was the clear beneficiary of Milos Teodosic’ slick passing tonight. I went through this vid and calculated it all up, and it turns out that he would have had negative 4 points if Teodosic wasn’t out there feeding him easy stuff right at the rim….

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Montrezl Harrell 22 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2017)

I figured that 22 points would be Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell’s career high, but I just looked it up and it turns out that, last season, he scored 28 and 29 points on separate occasions in the span of a week. I had no recollection of those games from Harrell when I set out to make…

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Montrezl Harrell 15 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/16/2017)

I just love it when a big dude uses his mass to overpower another big dude in the post. If you watch this video (rather than just reading the description and then leaving, I know you degenerates are out there), you can observe how Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell does exactly that against Jordan Mickey. It’s not…

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Montrezl Harrell 17 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell is like the ultimate hustle player. Think back to the late great Jon Brockman. You think Brockman had lots of hustle? Harrell is like Brockman 2.0. No, Brockman 3.0. Not only is he Jon Brockman 3.0, but he’s also like a hybrid test tube baby of DeAndre Jordan and Blake Griffin. Given…

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Montrezl Harrell 16 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)

Just because Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell has scored 28 and 29 points in separate games this year doesn’t mean I can’t make highlights when he scores just sixteen, right? He’s still an exciting and active player even when he’s not making every other big man on his team totally irrelevant through monster scoring performances. And, let’s…

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Montrezl Harrell 28 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2017)

Quick quiz: in light of Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell putting up sick scoring games on a regular basis, how screwed is Clint Capela right now? a) Not screwed at all since he is better than Harrell and will prove it when he comes back from injury b) Only a little bit screwed because he can probably…

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Montrezl Harrell Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2016)

It’s official: we all need to apologize to Mike D’Antoni RIGHT NOW for ever doubting his coaching skills. Give him a superstar point guard, and he’ll give you an offense that can drop 140 points without even trying. He’ll also turn Montrezl Harrell into an offensive stud, right after doing the same with Clint Capela….

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Montrezl Harrell 16 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell is another one of that class of centers who shoots 60% or better from the field because they don’t do anything that they can’t do. You can’t count on them to create their own shot under any circumstances, but you CAN count on them to score it if you give it to…

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Montrezl Harrell 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/21/2016)

Clint Capela going down with a broken leg really hurts the funness of the Rockets. They’ll still be a good team record-wise, but the Harden-Capela oop connection was one of the awesomest things going on right now in the NBA. Montrezl Harrell just doesn’t offer the same set of springs that Capela did. He can…

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