Montrezl Harrell 26 Points Full HIghlights (1/14/2019)

Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” “Monsterezl” “Mississzugz” Harrell has been beasting it up so hard this season that I didn’t realize that this was his second-highest scoring game this season until I went and looked it up. It seems like he scores 25+ every third game due to the ease with which he scorse and the inability of…

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Montrezl Harrell 21 Points/6 Assists/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/12/2019)

Is there a player in the NBA that plays with more FURY than Montrezl “Monsterezl” Harrell? The fact that I’m framing the question that way means that no, there isn’t. The Clippers commentators called it passion. I’m not sure it’s passion, but more like he’s just pissed off all the time and plays like it….

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Montrezl Harrell 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/8/2019)

I’ve seen a lot of bigman prospects go through the NBA, and I think I can now say what the most important attribute for a bigman to have is, if they want to be successful in the NBA. Actually, there’s two: 1. Have the longest arms possible 2. Be able to catch a basketball The…

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Montrezl Harrell 22 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/26/2018)

Another straight-up beast performance by Montrezl “Mzrkhzm” Harrell. Kosta Koufos just could not hold him at all. At all. Not even a little bit. This kind of violence perpetrated against the big Greek dude should be classified as a hate crime. Or a crime against bald people. Which is also a type of hate crime….

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Montrezl Harrell 20 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2018)

Would Montrezl “Thunder Bzy” Harrell have averaged 20/10 if he got to play with Chris Paul in Los Angeles instead of DeAndre Jordan? You never know how these hypothetical situations would play out, but I say yes, because Harrell’s already averaging those numbers on a per 36 minute basis, and having CP3 around would just…

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Montrezl Harrell 21 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (12/15/2018)

I might be one of the biggest boosters of Montrezl “Reginz” Harrell, but I have to admit that this video is lackluster compared to previous Harrell videos that I have made. Other than the three-pointer, which was taken under shot-clock duress and wouldn’t have normally happened, there’s not much to get excited about in this…

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Montrezl Harrell 23 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2018)

I see Montrezl Harrell doing this on a regular basis, but even though my eyes see clearly, my brain still doesn’t really know what’s going on. How is he scoring so many points? Does he ever miss when he’s around the basket? Someone smarter than me needs to tell me how this keeps happening, because…

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Montrezl Harrell 24 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2018)

Now that everybody realizes that Montrezl “Vzncouver” Harrell is good (really really good), I would like to remind them that I’ve known that Harrell has been good (really really good) for the past two seasons. I’ve been making his highlights for a long time. I discovered him first. When he was off everybody’s radars, he…

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Montrezl Harrell 22 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

Montrezl “Czlgzry” Harrell actually had an inefficient shooting game by his standards (only shooting 7-of-14, or 50%, from the field), but the ineffective Grizzly opposition couldn’t stop fouling him, so he ended up with a decent amount of points regardless. He’s still leading the league in win-shares/48 (my favorite stat ever, even more favorite than…

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Montrezl Harrell 20 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2018)

Here’s a question for you to ponder: how many chicken wings could Montrezl “Hzlifzx” Harrell eat before he was unable to eat any more? These are just normal chicken wings. Obviously the number would be lower if they were spicily sauced, but these are plain. Factors to consider when considering the number of wings able…

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