Steven Adams 21 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)

It is funny to note that Steven Adams’ defensive rebounding percentage (which is an indicator of – duh – how good of a defensive rebounder a player is, although I have no idea through what mathematical sorcery the statistic is calculated) is almost twice as high this year as it was two years ago during…

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Luguentz Dort 15 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)

As Luguentz Dort raises his level of prominence in the NBA from “dude with a funny name” to “dude with a funny name WHO CAN PLAY”, a previously unimportant question is now similarly rising in importance: which contraction of Dort’s first name is the most appropriate? “L”: Pronounced “ell”, this extremely short contraction is perfect…

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Steven Adams 19 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2020)

The “19 Points” that comprises the majority of the video title does not really encompass the vast impact Steven Adams on this game. If you want, you can consider these additional bits to be part of the title as well: “17 Rebounds”, “2 Assists”, “4 Steals”, “2 Blocks”, “1 Fat ‘Superstar’ Dominated”. And, in a…

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Luguentz Dort Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2020)

Luguentz Dort. Is that not the best name ever? That’s the kind of name that is destined for NBA success, much like Admiral Schofield. The difference between Schofield and Dort is that Schofield’s name sounds really stately and official, like a high-ranking member of parliament or something, while Dort’s name sounds mysterious and primal. Just…

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Darius Bazley 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/25/2020)

After Darius Bazley scored eighteen points near the start of the season, I undertook the ritual that would cosmically transfer the “Bazed God” nickname from Kent Bazemore to Darius Bazley. However, Bazley completely failed to live up to the “Bazed God” nickname in the subsequent months, so I reversed the ritual and re-assigned the nickname…

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Mike Muscala 17 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2020)

My fear is that the end result of Mike “Elon Musc” Muscala’s career is going to be him being placed fifth on a list that some garbage clickbait sports website pumps out called “Top 50 Worst Scrubs That LeBron Ever Played With”. Surpassed only my Martynas Adriuskevicius, Kostas Antetokounmpo, Eddie House, and Drew Gooden. He…

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Steven Adams 24 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2020)

If this game was the only NBA game you’ve ever watched in your life, you might come away with the impression that Steven Adams is better than Joel Embiid. If this video was the only NBA-related video you’ve ever watched in your life (welcome to the channel!), you would not only come away with the…

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Steven Adams 20 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2019)

I’ve been thinking about it (because what else would I be thinking about?), and I don’t see any reason why a Chris Paul/Steven Adams pick-and-roll wouldn’t be successful 100 percent of the time. Literally 100 percent of the time. Paul is such a good passer, and Adams is such a good finisher, it’s a play…

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Steven Adams 22 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/6/2019)

Addendum to the title, which had to be removed in the first place because of YouTube’s tyrannical character limits: “/1 95-Foot Game-Tying Assist”. All the other stuff he did was cool, and would be totally worthy of a highlight video by itself, but that assist, that was one of the plays of the year in…

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Steven Adams 20 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2019)

Steven Adams is the last real remnant (Andre Roberson is technically still around, but I’m considering him deceased until he proves otherwise) of the glorious “big three” days of the Oklahoma City Thunder. Their big three of Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook, and Hasheem Thabeet saw a lot of playoff success, but no championships. If you…

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