Steven Adams 26 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2018)

If you’re clicking on this video expecting to see a Kiwi dunkfest provided by the #1 Kiwi in all of our hearts, Steven Adams, you are going to be disappointed. You can watch the first ten seconds of this video and you will see the only dunk that Adams threw down out of his twelve…

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Steven Adams 21 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2018)

There is a shameful deficit of dunkage in this video. Steven “The Big Kiwi” Adams, known for his rim-punishing and defender-embarrassing slams, only had one weak little dunk in this entire contest. The rest of this video could be said to contain…shudder..an excess of PUSH-SHOTTAGE. I appreciate that Adams has really developed that push shot…

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Alex Abrines 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/30/2018)

The Thunder commentators’ mention of Juan Carlos Navarro being Alex Abrines’ favorite shooter while growing up got me to thinking about how sweet a Navarro three-ilation would’ve been (he made 156 in his only NBA season) and how it sucks that the NBA isn’t opening up its vast game archives for the betterment of humanity….

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Jerami Grant 21 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/28/2018)

The trade of Ersan Ilyasova for Jerami Grant is finally paying dividends. It looked really stupid for a while there, and I bet the Thunder could use a nice stretch four right about now whose name isn’t Patrick Patterson, but Grant is looking really good this year while Ilyasova is looking a little old. Sorry…

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Dennis Schröder 23 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

Here’s something I’ve been wondering for a while: does Dënniß ßchrööder have the ability to grow facial hair? Like, at all? I’ve never seen him with even a wisp of facial hair anywhere on his face, nary a trace. No indication whatsoever at any point that he’s capable of even growing one follicle anwhere on…

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Steven Adams 20 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

I am having a lot of watching the Warriors lose some games without Stephen Curry. I almost hate to admit it, because it makes me seem more like your average NBA pleb fan who only cares about storylines rather than the objective analytically-minded savant that I actually am, but whatever. Mostly, I just like seeing…

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Dennis Schröder 32 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

Walking the back halls of Oracle Arena, Dennis Schröder cleared his head before the game. It was always beneficial for his state of mind if he took some time away from his teammates and coaches. Underneath his jersey, he could feel the rough brown fabric of the Magic Lederhosen against his skin, and he took…

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Hamidou Diallo 18 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2018)

Just two days after Danny Green notched a perfect 7-for-7 shooting performance, rookie sensation (note: the term “sensation” is used loosely and may not refer to anything sensational) Hamidou “Going Ham” Diallo adds his name to that illustrious list with his own 7-of-7 shooting session. But Green took the easy path to this accomplishment by…

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Steven Adams 26 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

Steven Adams has never struck me as a guy you give the ball to and say “hey, go get us a bucket”. That’s not his game. His game is receiving lobs from Russell Westbrook. Well, I’m not seeing Westbrook around anymore, so I guess that means Adams’ true scoring potential has been unleashed? Maybe I…

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Steven Adams 20 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

I’m just going to put it out there: Steven Adams, if he so pleased, could very easily crush my “kiwis”. He could effortlessly crush my kiwis almost as an afterthought. My kiwis would be reduced to a pulpy, fleshy, pulverized mass. This idea has gripped me for some time and I don’t know how to…

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