Dennis Schröder 21 Points/6 Assists Thunder Debut Full Highlights (10/16/2018)

(In case you’re coming to this video from somewhere other than the video that contains part one of this story, here’s a quick rundown: I had to rename my kitty Japurri Purrker since Jabari Parker was no longer on the Bucks. After struggling to come up with a new name for him, I learn that…

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Russell Westbrook All 57 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“Hey man,” Russell Westbrook said to Paul George as the latter walked into the gym where they were holding their off-season practice session. “You know, it’s funny, sometimes I can’t believe you’re still here playing with me in Oklahoma City and not off with LeBron in LA.” Paul raised his eyebrows as he set down…

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Steven Adams All 149 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“Steven, what are you doing?” Steven Adams looked up from his work and raised his goggles from his eyes. “I’m building a time machine with these instructions I found on the internet.” To prove the legitimacy of the instructions, he pointed to the jpeg-artifacted NASA logo in the bottom corner of the printout. “You wanna…

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Steven Adams 19 Points Full Highlights (4/27/2018)

I don’t think anybody out there, even the most vacuous and uninformed “fans” whose basketball wisdom is sourced entirely from grammatically questionable YouTube comments, blames Steven Adams for the Thunder’s loss in the first round. It’s true that he didn’t accumulate much in the way of box-score stats in the first five games (he put…

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Steven Adams 24 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Now that Russbrickthrees Chasereboundsbrook has achieved the one goal he for the whole season, which was average a triple-double, let’s give major props to Steven Adams for making it all possible. Any normal egocentric bigman in the NBA would never let a midget chucker run in and grab all of their well-earned rebounds. But Adams…

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Corey Brewer 22 Points/6 Steals Full Highlights (3/16/2018)

Why is the Corey Brewer experiment in OKC working? I have analyzed many binders full of boring documents trying to find answers, but I have found none. Part of the problem was some of the binders were about topics like “math” and “science”, but another, and I think main, part of the problem is that…

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Corey Brewer 17 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2018)

Corey Brewer, somehow, makes sense for the Thunder in the starting lineup as a Roberson replacement. He’s been hanging around on the fringes of the NBA for years now, but all of a sudden he is a wanted cog in a playoff team. I’m not even going to make jokes about how he scored 51…

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Steven Adams 18 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)

The Thunder needed some last-second heroics by Russell Westbrook to beat the Kings, and I don’t even know how that happened given that the Thunder have four players who are indisputably better than the Kings’ best player, who is either Zach Randolph, Bogdan Bogdanovic, or Buddy Hield. It’s even more confusing because the Thunder’s “Trio…

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Steven Adams 22 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2018)

OKC’s big three had a relatively efficient scoring night by their standards, with each member putting in more than twenty points. Steven “The Big Kiwi” Adams put in his 22 points on a combination of dunks, push shots, and uncontainable hustling for the rebounds of his own missed free throws, but even with four players…

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Alex Abrines 16 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

Astute viewers may notice that this video abruptly ends after the conclusion of the second quarter. That is not an error. Alex Abrines scored 16 points in the first half, then decided he was done for the night, not done as in literally not playing, but done as in not going to shoot to score…

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