Luguentz Dort Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2020)

Luguentz Dort. Is that not the best name ever? That’s the kind of name that is destined for NBA success, much like Admiral Schofield. The difference between Schofield and Dort is that Schofield’s name sounds really stately and official, like a high-ranking member of parliament or something, while Dort’s name sounds mysterious and primal. Just…

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Darius Bazley 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/25/2020)

After Darius Bazley scored eighteen points near the start of the season, I undertook the ritual that would cosmically transfer the “Bazed God” nickname from Kent Bazemore to Darius Bazley. However, Bazley completely failed to live up to the “Bazed God” nickname in the subsequent months, so I reversed the ritual and re-assigned the nickname…

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Mike Muscala 17 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2020)

My fear is that the end result of Mike “Elon Musc” Muscala’s career is going to be him being placed fifth on a list that some garbage clickbait sports website pumps out called “Top 50 Worst Scrubs That LeBron Ever Played With”. Surpassed only my Martynas Adriuskevicius, Kostas Antetokounmpo, Eddie House, and Drew Gooden. He…

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Steven Adams 24 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2020)

If this game was the only NBA game you’ve ever watched in your life, you might come away with the impression that Steven Adams is better than Joel Embiid. If this video was the only NBA-related video you’ve ever watched in your life (welcome to the channel!), you would not only come away with the…

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Steven Adams 20 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2019)

I’ve been thinking about it (because what else would I be thinking about?), and I don’t see any reason why a Chris Paul/Steven Adams pick-and-roll wouldn’t be successful 100 percent of the time. Literally 100 percent of the time. Paul is such a good passer, and Adams is such a good finisher, it’s a play…

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Steven Adams 22 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/6/2019)

Addendum to the title, which had to be removed in the first place because of YouTube’s tyrannical character limits: “/1 95-Foot Game-Tying Assist”. All the other stuff he did was cool, and would be totally worthy of a highlight video by itself, but that assist, that was one of the plays of the year in…

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Steven Adams 20 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2019)

Steven Adams is the last real remnant (Andre Roberson is technically still around, but I’m considering him deceased until he proves otherwise) of the glorious “big three” days of the Oklahoma City Thunder. Their big three of Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook, and Hasheem Thabeet saw a lot of playoff success, but no championships. If you…

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Abdel Nader 19 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2019)

This nineteen-point performance from Abdel Nader would have been a career-high if he had not scored 23 points literally the game before. To set would-be career-highs in back-to-back games should get me more hyped, but I am strangely neutral on the matter. Maybe it’s because I know that Egyptian people don’t follow the NBA that…

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Abdel Nader Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS FROM EGYPT POWER RANKINGS – ALL TIME EDITION 1. Abdel Nader 2. Alaa Abdelnaby First off, I want to apologize for not making these power rankings a “Power Pyramid” (which would be extremely appropriate considering the country in question). I wanted to, I really did, but such a Power Pyramid would require…

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Steven Adams 22 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)

At some point last season, Steven Adams ended up on my exclusion list. I know it was sometime in the middle of the season because the written exclusion list doesn’t include his name (I was too lazy to make updates to it as the season went along). Since I have no written record of my…

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