Steven Adams 20 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2019)

Steven Adams is the last real remnant (Andre Roberson is technically still around, but I’m considering him deceased until he proves otherwise) of the glorious “big three” days of the Oklahoma City Thunder. Their big three of Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook, and Hasheem Thabeet saw a lot of playoff success, but no championships. If you…

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Abdel Nader 19 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2019)

This nineteen-point performance from Abdel Nader would have been a career-high if he had not scored 23 points literally the game before. To set would-be career-highs in back-to-back games should get me more hyped, but I am strangely neutral on the matter. Maybe it’s because I know that Egyptian people don’t follow the NBA that…

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Abdel Nader Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS FROM EGYPT POWER RANKINGS – ALL TIME EDITION 1. Abdel Nader 2. Alaa Abdelnaby First off, I want to apologize for not making these power rankings a “Power Pyramid” (which would be extremely appropriate considering the country in question). I wanted to, I really did, but such a Power Pyramid would require…

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Steven Adams 22 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)

At some point last season, Steven Adams ended up on my exclusion list. I know it was sometime in the middle of the season because the written exclusion list doesn’t include his name (I was too lazy to make updates to it as the season went along). Since I have no written record of my…

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Terrance Ferguson 19 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2019)

The evidence is mounting that having a big poofy thing of hair just perched on top of your head leads to negative outcomes on the basketball court. It’s not always as bad as Elfrid Payton (where having a big unkempt mass jutting out made him change his shooting form so as to not hit it…

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Deonte Burton 13 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)

With the real Dion Waiters sidelined because of some bad edibles (and these aren’t your grandma’s edibles) consumed while in a tiny metal tube traveling at hundreds of miles per hour at an extremely high elevation, the league looks around desperately for his replacement. And what do we have here? Perfect! It’s Deonte Burton! If…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2019)

I keep telling myself it’s early in the season. I keep telling myself that [insert number of games] is too small a sample size to start making rash decisions on who and who isn’t allowed to be represented in the glorious halls of DTB scrubdom. I keep telling myself that other players will start taking…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 21 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2019)

Assist totals this year for “point guard” Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: 1, 4, 4, 4, 3, 4, 2, 3 Shot attempt totals this year for “point guard” Shai Gilgeous Alexander: 23, 17, 14, 21, 13, 14, 14, 18 The debate is settled: we are now referring to him as a shooting guard from now on. Any references…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 24 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2019)

I truly thought that this year would be the Chris Paul show in Oklahoma City. I did not think it would be the Shai Gilgeous-Alexander show. “The Chris Paul Show” has a nicer ring to it, not that it makes a difference at this point. There’s a concept found all throughout the professional world called…

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Darius Bazley 17 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2019)

Darius Bazley woke up confused. He didn’t remember having fallen asleep. All he remembered was being in the locker room after the game, celebrating a win with his teammates. Had he really partied that hard? After confusion came fear. When he tried to move his arms, he found they were strapped or tied so that…

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