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Jonathon Simmons 20 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2017)

It’s been a while since I brought you an episode of “DTB’s Honesty Hour,” where I sit in front of my viewership and only tell true things while not telling any false things, but I figured now would be a good time to produce another episode since I’m in a truthful mood right now. Plus,…

Marreese Speights 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/30/2017)

After tonight’s maniacal chuckfest, Marreese Speights is attempting 13.6 threes per 36 this year. He’s not on the Warriors anymore and hasn’t been for a while, but their spirit still lives on in his heart. The spirit of chuck. The Magic don’t have tons of minutes for him given their bigman situation, but after seeing…

Jonathon Simmons Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2017)

True title of this video: “Jonathon Simmons Career High 27*** Points Full Highlights”. Notice those asterisks? While it’s true that Simmons did score 27 points tonight, I feel it is in the best interests of the viewing public to adorn his performance with three asterisks. Otherwise, people think that he well and truly earned his…

Jonathon Simmons 17 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2017)

Another night, another revenge game. The Spurs rudely kicked Jonathon Simmons to the curb, Popovich surely thinking, in his hubris, that Simmons wasn’t a major part of the Spurs’ success last season. “I am the one that makes this team great!” he yells. “Me and me alone! I can win with any player, even Kyle…

Evan Fournier 25 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2017)

I refuse to believe that the Orlando Magic are legit. Call me a “troll”, a “hater”, or a “nincompoop”, or whatever you want, but I simply am not willing to anoint this Magic team as on of the best in the conference based on a couple good games. It’s not like they added a whole…

Evan Fournier 28 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)

It is pretty much my singular purpose in life to determine which NBA players are suffering early-onset hair loss and single them out through my thumbnails and descriptions. I am constantly on the lookout for players who are thinning on top or who have receding hairlines. Nothing gets me more excited than adding another player…

Aaron Gordon Career High 41 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)

Standing in the alley that ran past the back of the hospital, Aaron Gordon nervously adjusted his disguise as he loitered in what he hoped was an innocuous manner. From spending the past several days discreetly observing the area, he knew that this alley was where doctors often took their smoke breaks. Now he just…

Mario Hezonja 11 Points Full Highlights (10/21/2017)

Last season, Mario Hezonja regressed so hard that it was like he was literally travelling backwards through time and having his ability to play basketball stripped from him. His haircut game was on point, but the rest of his game was off point. Magic fans were turning on him, and maybe even the people of…

Jonathon Simmons 19 Points Full Highlights (10/21/2017)

The Magic have been cycling through lineups of uninspiring role-players for a couple years now. Every year, it seems like they could maybe be good, but every year, they’re not. The Detroit Pistons model of winning a chip was a lofty goal, but a Atlanta Hawks-style consistent playoff team shouldn’t have been to hard, right?…

Nikola Vucevic Career High 41 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/20/2017)

Way back in January of 2015, I wrote these words: “So I am officially done making Vooch highlights until he scores forty. Did I say forty? I meant fifty. No more Vooch videos until he scores fifty.” The cryptic word “Vooch” that I used represents Nikola Vucevic, if you were wondering. Now, some context. At…