LeBron James and Tristan Thompson stood nervously outside of Matthew Dellavedova’s apartment door, talking in hushed tones. “You got the plan, Bron? Run in, grab the target, restrain him, and take him to rehab. Simple. He might be hostile, but we should be able to handle him.” Tristan Thompson toyed with the duplicated key in…
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Matthew Dellavedova 14 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2014)
Mike Brown looked at his watch, annoyed. “Where the hell is Delly? That guy’s been flakier than Frosted Flakes lately! He can’t just not show up to the pregame shoot-around!” Dion Waiters was concerned. He thought he knew what was up, but kept his mouth shut for the time being. He had not told anyone…
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“Haha I win again! Man Delly, you suck at NBA Jam!” “Shut up Dion you know I only have one good controller. As the good host that I am I graciously let you use it. The buttons on the one I’m using are all sludgy and horrible.” “Always with the excuses. Damn, all this ass-kicking…
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“An Ode to Vegemite” “What greater pleasure can there be Than a piece of toast adorned with thee The sultry lust, the first bite Enter me now, my Vegemite Yeast extract is your main allure Any ills your taste shall cure Invented in 1922 by Cyril P. Callister A treasured representation of Australian culture Maybe…
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