Toney Douglas 17 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2012)

Toney “Baloney” Douglas is widely maligned as one of the worst players in the NBA. This is not entirely fair. He has one NBA-level skill (shooting threes), and an intelligent coach would not expect him to do anything other than that. Instead, he is forced to not play to his strengths when teams demand that…

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Francisco Garcia 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/10/2012)

The Kings suck again. They are a textbook example of when tanking goes wrong. They’ve had several years in a row of high picks, but they are somehow even worse than before. But it’s not Francisco “San” Garcia’s fault. So let’s forget about how the Kings got totally owned by the Mavericks, and instead focus…

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Tony Parker Triple-Double 27 Points/12 Assists/12 Rebounds Full Highlights (12/10/2012)

Besotted with fine Merlot and weighed down with the crunchiest of baguettes Tony Parker overcomes adversity to record his first career triple-double against the Harden-less Rockets. Despite the blurry vision that is a by-product of overimbibing he found his teammates for 12 easy buckets while also scoring 27 points and grabbing 12 rebounds. The Rockets’…

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Kevin Martin 24 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2012)

Some NBA players have poor form shooting the ball. Does anybody ever get tired of Rashard Lewis doing his little flick-shot, or Chuck Hayes seizing up at the free throw line? In Martin’s case, he shoots like a little girl, as if he lacks the arm strength to shoot the ball over his head. But…

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