Luke “Babbers” Babbitt is what some people might call a “three-point specialist”. I would say the most apt comparison for him is a white(r) Matt Bonner. He scored 14 points against the bricktastic Nuggets, a game notable for being the last NBA contest of the 3rd age of man. As you know, today, December 21st, is the date of ascendancy, a rising to a higher plane of existence. I can feel myself atomizing as we speak. Goodbye brothers! There will be no more Youtube, no more NBA, everything will be unmade and forged anew! I see Babbitt, I see all humanity, joining as one in a new matrix of life! It’s happening!