Jan “Silent J” Vesely has a smoking hot girlfriend. Who cares if he is kind of a bust? Who cares that a 6th overall pick has seemingly no basketball skills other than jumping and running? His girlfriend is fine. Damn fine. She’s also damn tall. Got to be at least 6-6. I could make a joke about how she should try out for the Wizards, but it wouldn’t be funny. What IS funny is that a guy with a messed up face like Vesely can get such a nice lady. One of the perks of being an NBA player, I suppose. Damn it.