Pop Quiz time: Which of the following is true?
A.) Kyrie Irving is a total beast
B.) Kyrie Irving is a surefire all-star this year
C.) A team with Lebron and Kyrie would infinty-peat until the universe dies, and then keep doing it anyway because they are so unstoppable
D.) All of the above
If you answered A, B, or C, don’t feel bad, those were correct answers, they just weren’t the most correct. The most correct answer was D all of the above. Next question.
Why do the Cavs suck despite Kyrie?
A.) They have Luke Walton
B.) Kyrie isn’t actually that good
C.) They don’t suck they are tanking
D.) David Stern
If you answered A, you’re in luck! Luke Walton is the worst player currently in the league, and any team with him on it is damned. Damned I tell you. Better sacrifice him to Belial before it’s too late and Kyrie is tainted as well.