A while back I stated the whole reason for starting this channel in the first place. Not for fame, not for riches, but because Carlos Delfino scored 30 points a couple of times back in 2011 and there were no highlights available. Can you believe that? Nowadays we’d have three different versions from three different highlight purveyors. You guys don’t know how good you have it.
You can guess why I started doing vintage highlights. Yes, in part because the interminable offseason was stripping my sanity from me, layer by layer, leaving me nothing but an impulsive conglomeration of randomly firing synapses.
Mainly, though, it was so I could showcase forgotten Bucks star Jack Sikma. I should be saying “Hall-of-Fame Immortal Legend Jack Sikma”, but it is what it is. Try searching for highlights of this dude on YouTube, and don’t come back until you have found a satisfactory single-game highlight package of him (that isn’t this one). I’ll be waiting right here.
Back yet? You shouldn’t be, because such a highlight package of Jack-in-the-Box doesn’t exist. Certain highlight providers really dropped the ball on this one. I think you know who I’m talking about.
LamarMatic.
This is officially a beef. I am BEEFING with LamarMatic. He’s a bitch. You and I both know that he’s probably sitting on hours of Jack Sikma highlights and keeping them to himself. I’ve got some news for that loser: DownToBuck owns this town now. Subscriber counts don’t lie. Even if he released some Sikma footage, nobody would watch it, because his channel is straight garbage.
I’m going to stop talking now, otherwise this beef would be over before it even begins.
(P.S. How do I tweet at people again???)