Zach Randolph has devised a smart strategy for remaining relevant as a player well into your 30’s: never, at any point, develop any semblance of athleticism. That way, when your athleticism (such as it is) fades away into the horizon of time, you didn’t really lose a whole lot. Z-Bo is doing the same midrange jumpers and the same bullying post moves that he’s been doing for pretty much his whole career. He might have upped his Big Mac intake a little bit, sure, but for the most part he’s been doing the same thing for over a decade and probably can continue to do it for half a decade more.
I still remember when this guy went bonkers in the 2011 playoffs. If you want to relive happier times when Jennifer was still your girlfriend and hadn’t left you wallowing in a morass of depression, those videos would be a good place to start.