The answer to the question “How long would DownToBuck last in a fistfight with Metta World Peace who once went into the stands and punched fans while performing under the alias ‘Ron Artest’.” depends on many factors.
One such factor: how long I could run away from him before he’d track me down and deliver a KO haymaker straight to my jaw.
Another factor: if a fight could even be considered to have started if I immediately get down on my knees and beg for forgiveness before he roundhouses my ugly head.
A third factor: maybe World Peace doesn’t even want to kick my ass because he’s actually a nice guy who has been mis-portrayed in the media, and then the fight would go on forever. Maybe it’s already started and I don’t even know it. WHOA. Mind blown.