April 8, 2016 – DownToBuck

Tyler Zeller 26 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

That’s it. I’m DONE. DownToBuck finishes with a career-high 23 highlight videos made for a single day’s worth of games. Known scrublord Tyler Zeller scoring an authoritative 26 against this channel’s namesake is a fitting conclusion to this avalanche of vids. You can continue to leave comments like “Jeff Green plz” and “Fournier 28????” and…

Miles Plumlee 16 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

Can someone please tell me what Miles Plumlee was thinking with the shot attempts at 0:31 and 1:08? Because that seems to me to be a pair of totally indefensible (double-meaning?) decisions right there. There is no scrap of evidence over the entirety of his basketball career that would indicate that taking those shots would…

Tyler Ennis 9 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

Oops, sorry, these highlights aren’t as sweet as I thought they’d be. I mean, I knew that Tyler Ennis only making 3 buckets was going to be iffy. I knew that. I knew that going in to the operation. But, you know, I thought that the 11 assists he had would be pretty rad. Why…

Jerian Grant 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

I am vindicated. All those games where Jerian Grant scored fourteen points and I didn’t make a vid, well, now he’s scored sixteen so all those vids would have sucked anyway! And he got six assists which makes this video even better! Was it because his dad was in the crowd? Or because his brother…

Tony Allen 25 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

It feels like every time Tony Allen scores twenty, it’s because some horrible mistake happened and every player on the Grizzlies (including Tony himself) started thinking that he actually has offensive talent so he should be given the ball with the intent to score it. Tony Allen scoring points is something that defies logic. Not…

Troy Daniels 17 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

Troy Daniels I feel like is one of those players where it seems like it would be great to have him on your team, but if he is actually on your team you see up close all the reasons why he’s not as great as highlight videos would make him look. I mean, there’s a…

Paul Pierce 18 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

What we’re watching right now is the final decline of Paul Pierce. Pierce’s career has had ups and downs, the most recent up being last year’s playoffs, but I’m thinking that there will be no more ups after this. Only downs. One long down all the way to the bottom. Down down down. All the…

Rashad Vaughn 12 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

It’s finally happening! Rashad Vaughn is receiving big minutes, and he’s making the best of them by… actually he’s kinda sucking. Still. That’s what he’s been doing the whole season, and this sudden increase in playing time only means a corresponding increase in bricked shots. It hasn’t been the kind of rookie season I hoped…

Giannis Antetokounmpo 27 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

John Henson paused his video game and looked up at his friend, who had just re-entered the apartment. “Ladies’ man Giannis is back!” Giannis set his empty smoothie bottles on the kitchen counter. “I’m back,” he confirmed. “So. Did you bang her?” Giannis shook his head. “I wish you not say crass thing about Rachel.”…

Wayne Ellington 21 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

I hope you all brought your WAYNECOATS!!!!!! HAHAHAHA! Get it? Because Wayne Ellington made a bunch of threes? And you need a raincoat because of how wet his jumpers were? Waynecoat! It’s like a raincoat but instead of “rain” I put in “Wayne” because that’s his name! Come on guys, it’s funny. It’s a pun!…