It used to be that J.R. Smith was the clown of the league. He would make off-color tweets about girls trying to get his pipe and he would take pictures of some chick’s huge butt to post on Twitter and he would get his brother signed by teams for no reason and his family members would brawl in China. But I haven’t heard him doing anything like that recently. Has playing with LeBron caused him to approach the game with a new level of concentration and seriousness?
That’s no fun. I want funny tweets. I want beefs with fans and rappers. I want pictures of girl’s rear ends. I want ruined locker rooms and non-existent chemistry. I want all these things and J.R. Smith is supposed to provide them to me. Instead, what does he do? Shoot a bunch of threes. Anybody can do that. Luke Babbitt can do that. But J.R. is the only one who can give me the stupid tweets I crave.