Whoever this replacement commentator is for the Hawks, he has a huge man-boner for Kent Bazemore, and more specifically, the Bazed God’s athleticism. He probably memorized one fact about every player and can only say that one thing every time the player in question does something on the court. I wasn’t even aware the Bazed God’s athletic abilities were significantly more…athletic…than the average NBA player. But I’m not a commentator, so I wouldn’t know.
You would think that if Bazed God was athletic as was being claimed, he would dunk a few of those open layups that were gifted to him. LeBron wouldn’t lay those up, that’s for sure. He would cock the hammer and pull the trigger. Bazed God doesn’t seem to be into either cocking or hammering. Or triggering. File this one under “missed opportunities”.