New plan for the Hornets in game 3: just throw the ball to Al Jefferson in the post and see how many times he can make Hassan Whiteside his bitch before Whiteside freaks out and gets ejected for punching his smug face. Once Whiteside is out of the way, it should be smooth sailing and Big Al can probably rack up 40 to 50 points abusing Amar’e Stoudemire’s mangled knees.
Foolproof.
Secondary plan in case that one fails and Jefferson gets dominated by Whiteside: have Troy Daniels chuck up a bunch of threes and pray that he gets hot? I don’t know.
Tertiary plan because Troy Daniels sucks: try to get swept as quietly as possible and hope people forget the Hornets exist.