Okay. Here’s the deal. If the Rockets want to win game five and not get eliminated from the playoffs, they have to do two things. One: let James Harden do whatever he wants with the ball. If he wants it, let him have it. If he doesn’t want it, don’t give it to him. Two:…
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Tobias Harris 23 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2016)
I just completed my latest scientific study. The paper will be published soon in a bunch of different journals once the peer reviewers can get over how mind-blowing my findings are. Those findings, you ask? Tobes with headband = beast. Tobes without headband = just pretty good. The scientific community was not ready for groundbreaking…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 24 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2016)
Just one game. I just wanted the Pistons to win one game. Not the series. Just one game. Marcus Morris looked like he was going to single-handedly carry his team to that win with an eighteen-point first half, but he didn’t take as many shots in the second half and they lost. Do we blame…
Read MoreJonas Jerebko 16 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2016)
Yesterday I made Swedish meatballs because people kept telling me that they were tasty. I knew going into it that those people were probably lying but I was willing to give this Swedish delicacy a second chance. Because DTB is all about second chances. Unlike certain ex-GFs. Well, guess what? I took one bite of…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 20 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2016)
You win, Boston. You win. I’m not even going to make fun of Marcus Smart in this description. I want to. But I won’t, because your victory over me is total. Smart is a deeply flawed player who is an easy target for my venomous tongue. It would be so easy to talk about how…
Read MorePaul Millsap 45 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2016)
“I can’t believe you’re making me do this.” Paul Millsap stated, clad in nothing but a bear-fur speedo. He stared out towards the court from the tunnel with apprehension. Steve, the Hawks’ marketing coordinator, fidgeted with his tie. “Actually, if you want to get technical about it, I’m not making you do anything. Coach Bud…
Read MoreAndre Iguodala 22 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2016)
Everyone’s all concerned about Stephen Curry’s knee injury, but did you see what happened just before that? Andre Iguodala went in for a jam, executed the jam successfully, and then landed right on his ass. Hard. He landed hard right on his ass. Ouch! It really looked like it hurt, too, because he didn’t get…
Read MoreLance Stephenson 26 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2016)
There’s a clip floating around that shows Dave Joerger, head coach of the Memphis Grizzlies, crying and praising his team after tonight’s season-ending loss to the Spurs. How moving, an authority figure making himself vulnerable in the public’s eye, showing his heartfelt dedication to the group of men he coaches. It almost brings a tear…
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