You have to wonder about the mental state of a guy who covers himself in tattoos depicting various emojis. I don’t even know what emojis even ARE, except that Mike Scott decided that it would be a good idea to get representations of them permanently inscribed onto his skin. If emojis are anything like other tech-related things, they’re going to be out of date or at least radically different looking in about three years. Couldn’t he have at least gone for something timeless like a portrait of the Virgin Mary like a normal basketball player?
I’m actually kind of intrigued by the concept of emojis now. They’re like smilies, right? I bet I can handle that. Let’s try it out:
????Mike????Scott???? WHATare you ???????????? doing???? ????????????????????????????????Gotta keep it realer ???????????? than that MAN!!!!!!????????????????Those tats are Ridick????????????????????????????????????????????????