April 2016 – Page 11

Sean Kilpatrick Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2016)

I watched a lot of Summer League before this season. Especially of the Bucks’ squad. What can I say? I was desperate for basketball. I saw a lot of players that I liked on that team. Lots of intriguing pieces for the Bucks’ future. Sean Kilpatrick wasn’t one of those players. I knew he had…

Jerian Grant 19 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2016)

It took a while, but Jerian Grant is finally emerging as the player many thought him to be coming out of Notre Dame. The timing could be a little better for him, though; the Knicks only have one more game before they are all done for the season. It really would have been more advantageous…

Myles Turner 28 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2016)

The Pacers are playoffs-bound. Somehow. Is Paul George really so good that he can carry this underwhelming-on-paper roster to a playoff spot? The team’s second best player is probably Ian Mahinmi. A team with him as the second best player would normally be a team in the deepest throes of tanking. I feel uneasy giving…

Kent Bazemore 21 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2016)

Whoever this replacement commentator is for the Hawks, he has a huge man-boner for Kent Bazemore, and more specifically, the Bazed God’s athleticism. He probably memorized one fact about every player and can only say that one thing every time the player in question does something on the court. I wasn’t even aware the Bazed…

Matt Barnes 24 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2016)

Matt Barnes burst through the door of his own house, seething with rage. “Where’s that asshole? Where’s that asshole?” he bellowed, running from room to room. In the guest bedroom, he caught sight of the backyard outside the window. There were people gathered there, and when Matt picked out the face of his enemy, his…

Luke Babbitt 17 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2016)

This right here might be the most anomalous Luke Babbitt video ever made. All things considered, it might be the most anomalous NBA highlight ever made full stop. Not because Luke Babbitt scores seventeen points – that’s common for him these days. No, it’s the manner in which those points are scored: No three-pointers. Only…

J.R. Smith 24 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/9/2016)

It used to be that J.R. Smith was the clown of the league. He would make off-color tweets about girls trying to get his pipe and he would take pictures of some chick’s huge butt to post on Twitter and he would get his brother signed by teams for no reason and his family members…

Toney Douglas 23 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2016)

This is probably the longest run of solid play for Toney “Baloney” Douglas since his Knicks days when he was a rookie and nobody knew how bad he was. This guy has tricked a lot of fanbases into thinking he would be good, and I’m not doing those fanbases any favors by making all these…

Cristiano Felicio 16 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2016)

It’s a shame that the Bulls probably aren’t going to the playoffs (actually it isn’t screw you Bulls you can wallow in the same misery that the Bucks are right now), because then we’d get to see playoff-Cristiano Felicio unleashed. I mean, the regular-season version of Felicio has only been unleased for the few hours…

Seth Curry 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/9/2016)

For a while there in the second quarter, fans in Sacramento were watching a reincarnation of Stephen Curry launching deep threes before them. This is what people have been waiting for with regards to Seth Curry; a glimpse of the Curry magic that made his brother the superstar he is today. And it was truly…