April 2016 – Page 12

Marcus Smart 19 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2016)

A lot of mean-spirited people have not nice things to say about Marcus Smart. He’s ugly. He takes a ridiculous amount of threes for how well he shoots them. He’s a positionless combo guard ineffective in every conceivable role one could come up with for him. He has ugly hair. He has no respect for…

Archie Goodwin 24 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2016)

This season has been a revelation for Archie Goodwin. Before this season, his ability to produce on the court was in serious question. Now, it has been revealed that he CAN produce on the court, sometimes. If given enough minutes and the freedom to do whatever he wants on the court. And, the production he…

James Ennis 18 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2016)

Does James Ennis look… different than he used to? I have an image in my head of how James Ennis looked while he was on the Heat, and it doesn’t match up at all with the dude I’m watching play for the Pelicans. It’s not even close, really. This guy on the Pelicans looks like…

Tyler Zeller 26 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

That’s it. I’m DONE. DownToBuck finishes with a career-high 23 highlight videos made for a single day’s worth of games. Known scrublord Tyler Zeller scoring an authoritative 26 against this channel’s namesake is a fitting conclusion to this avalanche of vids. You can continue to leave comments like “Jeff Green plz” and “Fournier 28????” and…

Miles Plumlee 16 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

Can someone please tell me what Miles Plumlee was thinking with the shot attempts at 0:31 and 1:08? Because that seems to me to be a pair of totally indefensible (double-meaning?) decisions right there. There is no scrap of evidence over the entirety of his basketball career that would indicate that taking those shots would…

Tyler Ennis 9 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

Oops, sorry, these highlights aren’t as sweet as I thought they’d be. I mean, I knew that Tyler Ennis only making 3 buckets was going to be iffy. I knew that. I knew that going in to the operation. But, you know, I thought that the 11 assists he had would be pretty rad. Why…

Jerian Grant 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

I am vindicated. All those games where Jerian Grant scored fourteen points and I didn’t make a vid, well, now he’s scored sixteen so all those vids would have sucked anyway! And he got six assists which makes this video even better! Was it because his dad was in the crowd? Or because his brother…

Tony Allen 25 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

It feels like every time Tony Allen scores twenty, it’s because some horrible mistake happened and every player on the Grizzlies (including Tony himself) started thinking that he actually has offensive talent so he should be given the ball with the intent to score it. Tony Allen scoring points is something that defies logic. Not…

Troy Daniels 17 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

Troy Daniels I feel like is one of those players where it seems like it would be great to have him on your team, but if he is actually on your team you see up close all the reasons why he’s not as great as highlight videos would make him look. I mean, there’s a…

Paul Pierce 18 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

What we’re watching right now is the final decline of Paul Pierce. Pierce’s career has had ups and downs, the most recent up being last year’s playoffs, but I’m thinking that there will be no more ups after this. Only downs. One long down all the way to the bottom. Down down down. All the…