The spaceship warped through yet another dimensional crossing-point, but Mirza didn’t even wince as he felt his body broken down and reformed to comply with the similar, yet subtly different, spacetime configuration of the new dimension. Some of the other fighters aboard the ship were new to the experience, and glanced nervously at each other,…
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Leandro Barbosa 14 Points Full Highlights (6/16/2016)
Yeah, I know I said that I wouldn’t make any videos shorter than a minute long anymore. I didn’t even just say it, I PROMISED it. You don’t need to remind me. I know what I say and don’t say. And it’s not like I’m not regretful or anything. Because I am. I definitely am….
Read MoreTristan Thompson 15 Points Full Highlights (6/16/2016)
Tonight in the latest episode of “What If with DownToBuck”, we analyze the ramifications of this scenario: Tristan Thompson and Klay Thompson switching teams for the finals. In this scenario, Tristan immediately gets relegated to the Warriors’ bench. Draymond Green isn’t going anywhere, and neither is Bogut (at least until he gets injured). He has…
Read MoreDwight Howard All 176 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
The narrative this season went something like this: Dwight Howard isn’t his old self anymore; he doesn’t like playing with Harden in Houston; he’s not an elite center; he’s unhappy with his role in the offense but not talented enough to deserve more touches; he smiles too much when the team’s losing; there’s no chance…
Read MoreAndre Iguodala 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (6/13/2016)
I could, very easily, grab the low-hanging fruit (Get it? “Low-hanging”? “Fruit”? [I’m talking about balls!!!!!(TESTICLES LOL)]) regarding Andre Iguodala starting in place of Draymond Green, but that would be tacky of me. I will not smirch Andre’s name with classless jokes about going nut-hunting. I’ve long since forgiven him for being the mole back…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo All 141 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
OFFICIAL GIANNIS DATING TIPS POWER RANKINGS 1. Drink lots of smoothies before, during, and after the date. If you don’t you’ll just be nervous the entire time. 2. If possible, date someone who can make you smoothies. Even better if they know what your preferred smoothie flavors are (strawberry banana in case you were wondering)….
Read MoreClint Capela All 99 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“It’s always a pleasure to meet with one of our players,” Rockets GM Daryl Morey said happily. “What’s on your mind, Clint?” “We gotta trade Dwight. Like, ASAP,” Clint replied shortly, sitting across the desk from his GM. Daryl’s smiling expression quickly changed to mirror Clint’s stony demeanor. “There’s a few reasons we can’t really…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 14 Points Full Highlights (6/8/2016)
People just love to talk about how bad Tristan Thompson is. Not only how bad he is, but how bad his contract is. Is it his fault that the Cavs wanted to pay him big money? No. Anyone would’ve taken that contract. So we can just forget about that supposed negative aspect of him. Fact…
Read MoreJ.R. Smith 20 Points Full Highlights (6/8/2016)
What the heck is up with these god-damn opposite-angle replays that they keep showing during these playoffs? All it does is confuse me. Like, I know what I just saw. I should, because I just saw it! I don’t want my memory of what I saw tainted because some screwball in the truck thought it…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 18 Points Full Highlights (6/8/2016)
Everyone seems to be in agreement that Harrison Barnes is going to get massively overpaid this offseason. There is no differing opinion on this matter. Every single NBA fan thinks that there are going to be a bunch of teams vying for his services, and that one of those teams is going to make a…
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