2015-16 Season All Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Full-ilation Part 2/447)

I don’t know why everybody thought I was joking when I made part one of my 2015-16 season fullilation. Why would I joke about a project with such a plainly admirable goal? The concept of “full highlights” has been expanded to its fullest possible extent. There could be no highlights more full than a series…

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Dirk Nowitzki All 74 Fadeaway Jumpers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dirkilation)

Since learning of the free-agency curse which afflicted the Dallas Mavericks, due to the construction of the American Airlines Center defiling a 1600’s-era Catholic missionary, Dirk Nowitzki found that he could no longer sleep. His nights were restless, his days, groggy. Thoughts of the Mavericks’ free-agency failings persisted through any attempts to banish them, and…

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Chris Paul All 208 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2015-16 Jumperilation Part II)

We now continue our series exploring why Chris Paul has never made a conference finals. (2011-12 Los Angeles Clippers, 40-26, lost conference semis 0-4 against San Antonio): Lob City is born. This is notable because everybody got tired of Ralph Lawler yelling “oh me oh my” and “the lob THE JAM” very quickly. At this…

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Chris Paul All 208 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2015-16 Jumperilation Part I)

It’s an oft-repeated sentiment in online circles: Chris Paul is a loser. He can win in the regular season, but his teams never make deep playoff runs. If he really has been the best PG in the NBA for stretches of his eleven-year career, shouldn’t he have been able to drag one of his teams…

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