You know how long I waited to do Noah Vonleh highlights last season? I’ll tell you: THE ENTIRE FRICKIN’ DURATION OF SAID SEASON! He showed some flashes (maybe just one flash, actually) at the end of his tenure with the Hornets, so I thought that a new team, a new atmosphere, and a starting gig would be enough for at least the occasional double-digit game. I was wrong. He scored 11 and 10 in back-to-back games, but other than those outliers, his point totals were represented by a singular character on every boxscore.
So, in a sense, this season is ALREADY more of a success, highlights-wise, than last season. Because check this out: a full one-third of the content I have made for this season is a VonlehVid. And not only is there a surplus of VonlehVids now on my channel, but they are of a superior quality to the average highlight package. The Chris Bosh comparisons so often made before he got drafted have finally manifested themselves as long jumpers and wispy-looking hair doodles. No lame-ass layups to be found here, loser. If you want lame-ass layups, go watch one of the official NBA vids and continue suckling happily on mass-media teat you corporate shill.
You heard me. Go on. GO! Get out of here.