October 2016 – Page 4

T.J. Warren Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2016)

I have one question, and one question only: Why do the Suns guards hate T.J. Warren? Why? Why? Tell us the reason! In case you didn’t notice (which is really quite a glaring failure on your part, but whatever), Warren Peace scored 30 tonight. A career high. He had never scored more points in the…

Taj Gibson 18 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2016)

This is Taj Gibson’s eighth year in Chicago. Eight years! Tenures that long in the NBA are rare and are usually reserved for franchise cornerstones. Not saying Taj Gibson isn’t a franchise cornerstone, but…he isn’t a franchise cornerstone. He’s simply been a good enough role player that the Bulls have never seen the point in…

Maurice Harkless 21 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (10/27/2016)

Moe Harkless is carving out a niche for himself as a hustly-type small forward who can’t really shoot but can score around the basket sometimes and throw down sick slams more than sometimes. If the Blazers ever want to be contenders with Lillard and McCollum, they’ll probably need to find an upgrade for Mo Flow,…

Marreese Speights 15 Points Clippers Debut Full Highlights (10/27/2016)

The Clippers have been trying for years now to get some kind of stretch-five that doesn’t absolutely suck. Marreese “Speighetti” Speights is just the latest attempt in what is has been a long string of abject failures. Speighetti does have a championship pedigree, which theoretically has some value I guess, but it is too early…

Tim Hardaway Jr. 19 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2016)

Everyone knows that 20 points is the official cutoff point for where highlights become really cool. 20 may be an arbitrary number caused by our base-10 counting system, but that’s just how it is. Objectively, 19 is only one worse than 20. Our primitive little monkey brains, though, interpret it as a full 10 worse….

Jordan Clarkson 25 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2016)

OFFICIAL “NEXT KOBE” ON THE LAKERS POWER RANKINGS 1. Jordan Clarkson. This guy definitely has the scoring skills to be the next Kobe for the Lakers. That’s not to say he’ll be as good as Kobe, just that he’ll adequately fill the role of “scoring SG” for the team. There is even a ready-built nickname…

Justise Winslow 15 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2016)

Forget about the old big three. There is a new big three in Miami-town, and it is comprised of the following players: 1. Hassan Whiteside 2. Goran Dragic 3. …Justise Winslow? Yes! That big three has everything that the old big three gave you, plus they play defense. I say that even though I don’t…

Bojan Bogdanovic 21 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2016)

Bojangles and his motley cast of absolute scrublords (who even is Isaiah Whitehead? I mentioned him in a previous description but nobody gave me any help) were fairly clutch at the end of this game against the Celtics. Obviously I didn’t watch it because I can’t watch every game, but here’s the scoop: the Nets…

Clint Capela 16 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (10/26/2016)

Clint Capela finally had it. After much harrassment of Dwight Howard’s friends and family through Clint’s own network of proxies and middlemen, Clint finally had Dwight’s new cell number. It was sitting there in the contact list of his phone, waiting to be dialed for the first time. Petting his cat ‘Juwon with one hand…

Julius Randle 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/26/2016)

So does Julius Randle just get to advance the ball now? Does Walton think that D’Angelo Russell will operate better off-ball or do they actually think that Randle has some point-forward him? Or both? Maybe it’s both. All I know is that Randle was the initiator on offense for pretty much every clip in this…