You know how long I waited to do Noah Vonleh highlights last season? I’ll tell you: THE ENTIRE FRICKIN’ DURATION OF SAID SEASON! He showed some flashes (maybe just one flash, actually) at the end of his tenure with the Hornets, so I thought that a new team, a new atmosphere, and a starting gig…
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George Hill 19 Points Jazz Debut Full Highlights (10/25/2016)
“…OFFICIAL MOST UNEXPECTED THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE 2016-17 NBA SEASON POWER RANKINGS” “1. Anthony Bennett will average eight points per game. This is because the Nets will be garbage. The Nets’ garbageness will surprise nobody, but Anthony Bustett managing to bumble his way into a large number of double-digit scoring games should bamboozle…
Read MoreRodney Hood 26 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2016)
Soon after the crystal tendrils of Adam Silver’s hyper-evolved posthuman form had spread over my body and fully overwhelmed it, there was a brief period of darkness. I could feel my consciousness being transferred from my mortal human shell into the perplexing computer-like structure. All at once, I lost the feeling of gripping cold on…
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