If you were wondering where the Tobias Harris highlights were this season, it’s not because I hate him or anything. I don’t even care that the Bucks had him and gave up on him way too early, all that is water under the bridge at this point. Okay? The real reason is that 22 points is not enough for Tobes highlights anymore. He’s too good for that. 25 points is the lower bound here. 24 if I’m feeling generous/bored.
Don’t you look stupid now. You had all these ideas about why DownToBuck wasn’t making vids for Tobey Bear, all of them negative, and now it turns out the real reason is my own great respect for his talent. You can go ahead and just not watch this video. That’s right: you don’t even GET to watch the Tobias highlights you were pining so earnestly for.