The Z-Bo/Marc Gasol era in Memphis is drawing to a close. They don’t have much time left and roster composition can no longer be based around their continued presence. Luckily, a new era is presently dawning, and in fact, it began to dawn at the end of last season: the JaMychal Green and…and…well, JaMychal doesn’t need to share his era with anybody! It’s the JaMychal Green era starting right now!
Let me list the ways that this era is better than the previous era which we all would like to forget about:
-Z-Bo and Gasol are both slightly fatter than JaMychal
-JaMychal can hit threes now – suck it losers
-Championships! Championships! Championships! WOOOOOOOO
-Marc’s first name might be spelled slightly unconventionally by American standards, but JaMychal’s first name is so out-of-this-world in terms of spelling that it almost looks Polish or Hungarian
-Young is better than old
-Mike Conley and Chandler Parsons are the perfect complementary pieces that can complement the emerging superstar JaMychal Green
-There are probably some more reasons that I’m forgetting right now
As you can see from my above list, the JaMychal Green era is going to rock. I definitely will not resent making highlights of JaMychal every time he scores more than eighteen points.