ATTENTION: The “T.J. Warren Hype Alert Level” has been UPGRADED from “orange – high: high risk of T.J. Warren hype” to “red – I am hyped for T.J. Warren RIGHT NOW”. Please reference the official chart: http://imgur.com/IGcsSB0 . To repeat: T.J. Warren hype levels are at RED, the highest levels of T.J. Warren hype that are possible. This is not a drill. Take shelter immediately. Repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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