You know what sucks?
Yes, the 76ers lost this game despite heroic efforts by Ersan Ilyasova and Joel Embiid. That’s not what I’m talking about here, though.
Yes, I have irreparably destroyed my once-pristine relationship with Jenniner. I don’t want to talk about it, who are you, my therapist?
Yes, the Taco Bell nearest me closed and was replaced by a god-damn Panera Bread. Would it be so hard for them to make me a Doritos Locos tacos or two or five? DAMMIT.
Those things all suck, but the thing that REALLY sucks is this: Ersan Ilyasova just had a good game for an NBA team, his first in a while, and Turkish people can’t even watch the highlights of it because their government blocked access to YouTube (as well as a bunch of other social media sites) to silence dissent after they arrested several prominent opposition party leaders.
Sorry bros!
Hopefully YouTube gets unblocked soon so they can, instead of subtly undermining their increasingly totalitarian government through the power of the internet, rush to their favorite NBA highlight-maker (me) and watch these primo Ersan highlights!