New conundrum: should my new nickname for Kristaps, “Kris-P” (prounounced “crispy”) be spelled that way or should it be spelled “Krispy”? Which way makes more sense? Here are the poll options, since it easier for me to understand the results if they are provided back to me in poll format:
A.) Kris-P
B.) Krispy
C.) It’s a dumb nickname DTB and it should be scrapped entirely
Just kidding. C is not an option. Last time I checked I was the appointed official creator of NBA player nicknames, not you. So the only person who gets to assign and retract nicknames is me. I mean, this framed certificate that the NBA sent me isn’t for show. It’s a real certificate printed on real fancy paper, and it says “The NBA confers the title of ‘official creator of NBA player nicknames’ to Mr. DownToBuck and all privileges associated therewith.” That’s what it says on the certificate. So you don’t get to decide whether Kris-P is an appropriate nickname for Kristaps or not. You only get to choose how it’s spelled.
In my personal opinion, this vote is way more important than some other lame vote that’s coming up soon. But that’s just my opinion (which means it’s right).