I’m suffering a bit of a break from reality right now. Nothing to do about it, I’m just going to have to ride this one out, clinging to my sanity like a rock-climber dangling from a precipice.
Watch this video. Everything seems normal, correct? Just normal highlights of C.J. McCollum tying a career-high with 37 points. Everything’s fine until 2:04. What the heck is that orange thing that Pat Connaughton is holding? Please tell me I’m not the only seeing this.
It’s so… alien. It’s appearance in my reality is freaking me out. That’s not a human-made object. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, like the aliens controlling my brain accidentally inserted it when they meant to have Connaughton holding a gatorade bottle or something. An orange tube with bumps on it, an object that can serve no purpose other than to an advanced alien race.
Someone wake me up from this nightmare.